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Plan9
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Plan9

Chrome Disguise, from This Island Earth

Whoa, I just got butt-dialed by a 6 year old. 10 minutes of kid babble in my voice mail. Feb 22, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    1. Plan9
      Whoa, I just got butt-dialed by a 6 year old. 10 minutes of kid babble in my voice mail.
    2. Plan9
      Alright! I found my Collective Soul stash. Time for solo man-crooning.
    3. Plan9
      Cheerwine should branch out and make an alcoholic beverage. In a 40 oz.
    4. Plan9
      Dinner and show = nasty hotel room sex. Amen.
    5. Plan9
      I am a pistol shooting genius! I make the holes touch in the center of the green circle!
    6. Plan9
      I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A MAN!
      1. Baraka_Guru
        Baraka_Guru
        Manimal....
        Feb 8, 2012
    7. Plan9
      Why must you test the fire alarms of the entire complex at noon? Some of us bums are still sleeping.
    8. Plan9
      Pfft, I've got those moves like Jagger. Y'know, the ones where I can barely stand when I get out of bed.
      1. snowy likes this.
    9. Plan9
      Turns out ALICE is still a tough old bitch.
    10. Plan9
      OM NOM NOM ... NOODLE CALF MUSCLE DELICIOUS!
    11. Plan9
      Yes, yes. Go inside the strap for stability, grasshopper.
    12. Plan9
      There is a LordEden knocking at my door.
    13. Plan9
      The shooting range is like the gym: it's more about form than quantity.
    14. Plan9
      The only good Commie is a [working in a factory to make your cheap goods] Commie.
    15. Plan9
      I don't read script, script reads me.
    16. Plan9
      Booze is not a food group.
    17. Plan9
      I said WAR... hooh... good-God-y'all... what is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! Uh-huh-uuh!
    18. Plan9
      Damn, go away for the weekend and you guys blow up my alerts box like I'm Jazz or something.
    19. Plan9
      Check it: If I were an evil genius, my mission would be to carve the Misfits logo into the face of the moon.
    20. Plan9
      You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me.
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