"But you did that sexy thing!"

I sleep on my side.
My wife knows that if she snuggles up next to me, and rubs her butt up against my crotch just right, there's going to be a stirring in the loins in short order.
There's a couple of work friends that like to give hugs that feature abundant application of their heaving ta-ta's.
I'm sure they know just what they're up to.

Well, I said my old lady was trying. I didn't say she was successful.

Keep an eye on the Dork-Off thread down the road...

I love butt-burrowing into my husband.

My wife does the same thing, knowing all too well what's going to happen.

She also likes to fall asleep with my balls in her hand. Needless to say, the proximity of the hand to my dick makes sleeping difficult. When she's horny, she smiles with her tongue between her teeth a little bit...any sightings of her tongue are enough to make my temperature rise.

I'm sure there's more. I'll post 'em as she uses them on me.

I haven't heard that term before, but I will inform my wife that she is a "butt-burrower"!

Meltedmetalglob, if you want your woman to stop wearing sweat pants to bed, start shopping at Victoria's Secret. If the weight is getting in the way, enroll her in a fancy pamper spa which also happens to have a top of the line gym and hot male trainers.

Cucumber slices don't taste too bad with a bit of balsalmic vinagrette and can be moved to other locations.

Don't go down without a fight!

Regretfully, I've been banned from all Victoria's Secret stores after a store employee asked if I needed help, and I couldn't resist the old joke: "No thanks, just sniffing around."

Still my favorite!

i dunno how to post here without giving away "the secret" lol

Being that I am an EXTREMELY sexual being, there are soooooo many that turn me on. Like, the softest kiss or the slightest touch in the right way can make me go completely bonkers! Especially when grocery shopping lol There's something so totally hot about being around so many people when he decides to stand behind me really really close, so close in fact that I can feel his "temptation rising" and he'll whisper in my ear or breathe down ............(sorry, i got a shiver just thinking about it) breathe on the back of my neck.

Or when he grabs a fist full of hair at the nape of my neck and brings me within mm's from his lips and doesn't quite kiss me, just hovers over me. (I think I like the tease)

When he's DJ'ing... He is so completely unaware of how totally HOTT he is behind those decks that if it were acceptable to stand in a club crawling with people and give myself an orgasm, I would! Also the fact that he gets "the eye" from many women and I just dance in the back knowing that I go home with him... (just got another shiver)

Just to name a few ;-)

Glad to see this thread picking up again.

My wife did something last night she hasn't done in a while and I had forgotten how much I enjoyed it. After watching the game, we were chillin, playin something on our phone together and she got up and put on this sexy little night dress she wears to bed so I figured she was ready to go to bed. I was a bit tired, so I got washed up and went back to the bedroom. When I came back in, she said "show it to me". I laughed and said she had seen it so many times by now that it can't be that special, but she again said "show it to me, I want to watch it cum". So I laid in bed next to her, and started to jerk it. I did a variety of speeds, hand locations etc etc, and she started masturbating also. We would rub each other's legs, arms stomachs and more, but never touch the other person's bits. Long story short, she came about 30 seconds before I did, and then popped up and watched me cum then kissed it and called it a "sweet prince" and we both washed up and went to bed.

It was nice...reeeeeal nice. (especially since I woke her up a few hours later and took care of business properly)

That's pretty hot, Glory's Sun

That is one of our favorite things to do.

I also really enjoy making my husband do a sexy dance for me right after he gets out of the shower. To wake me up this morning, he jumped on the bed and started doing a sexy dance without me even asking!

Definitely way hot and I am going to put it on the carnal menu.

All I can say is WOW.

My wife did something similar 2-3 weeks ago. Good stuff, kudos to you and her.

Hmm. Things the missus does to shortcircuit my brain:
- Getting on top of me in my easy chair and kissing.
- Fiddling with my nipples through my shirt.
- Putting on Sheer Panties in the morning while I am getting dressed.
- Bending over in front of me.
- Kissing my neck, ear, or eyebrow
- Talking "dirty"

To that: The folks who were going to give you a good answer gave you good answers. Then we all argued with someone who is no longer with us for a while. And then we posted boobs. I think that's a pretty good lifecycle for a thread: Address the topic, defend the answer, move onto related matters.

Mrs. GH is repairing the dishwasher as I type this, in her smalls!

My man slinging around power tools is pretty hawt.

I actually used the phrase "But you did that sexy thing!" in a story I'm writing.

It's haut when my guy plays the piano, but It's hawt when he drills me with his upright organ.

Lindy

I just chuckled, Lindy