Exploring anal sex with the wife

Hell of a compliment, Joniemack!

Mr. Rosenbusch was a brief member of TFP (4.0, if I'm not mistaken) and a raging narcissist and an even bigger raging homophobe.

(I was going to link to one of his threads from the archives, but they don't seem to be working right now...)

 

You will take your likes and like them!

 

so what happened to the anal sex?

 

Looks like it's all yours, baby!

 

Apparently, I need to brace myself.

 

no, no. you have to relax into it. tensing up only makes it worse.

 

no one had anything to add after my magnificent post

 

dis is true, milady.

 

when she says that, you know she's a keeper!

i guess thats why you married her..of course apart from all the other good qualities in her.

 

That's completely untrue! There was lots added! Now if you want to debate the usefulness, the merits and whether or not it was worth the life spent by ferns hundreds of millions of years ago that were turned to coal and then into electricity that powered this thread, then that's completely different.

I feel sorry for those ferns. They didn't even have anuses themselves, and look at what they were turned into.

 

Alright, somebody summon up MeltedMetalGlob for another Photoshop Hallmark Moment...

I actually laughed at a Jazz joke.

 

This is probably the best advice here. Perhaps having some experiencing on giving would make you a more understanding giver. I imagine her to be more trusting a receiver as well. Often men receive considerable pleasure as a receiver due to the stimulation of the prostate, women obviously have no prostate. Prostate massage actually has multiple medical benefits potentially even possibly reducing the risk of prostate cancer and prostatitis, improving Erectile Dysfunction, reducing genital pain and decreasing nighttime urination especially with those who suffer enlarged prostates. Unfortunately due to stigma attached, urologists tend to not recommend these things often with exception of those who are more open to non-traditional therapies. It's rumored to be potentially helpful to prevent hemorrhoids but other than that I can think of no real benefit to a female receiver.

Count yourself lucky Jaymoney, that your wife is willing to experiment. Beyond that, take your time and go at her pace or that (back)door will surely close itself to you for good if you try to rush the issue.

 

Plants are evil.

 

I have had partners over the years who enjoyed anal stimulation and those who did not. The girl I dated in college actually preferred anal sex to vaginal, strangely enough. She also had rape fantasies, so she was a bit outside the norm sexually.

My wife and I, when we were still having regular sex, used to do some butt stuff about twice a year. I recommend doing this kind of thing outside of your own bedroom. Not only because it can occasionally get messy, but because having sex in a new place has the effect of lowering inhibitions a bit. A hot tub is always a good choice.

I've had fingers and vibrators up my ass, but I never felt any prostate joy like I've read about. Perhaps my partners just weren't hitting the right spot.

 

Way-off topic, but when I'm summoned it's very stream-of-consciousness...


(and the usual reaction...)


(we now take you back on topic about buttsecks.)

 

Start with a finger insertion first.... the smart man knows this and you two can work it forward for a long time to get to your goal. Slow & steady is the key to great sex.

 

I agree. To get the job done you need to work smarter, not harder, fiddlebone and tools are a man's best friend.

 

Sooner or later you will see the GAPE.

 

Call me crazy but I really have no desire to see my wife's asshole spread to watermelon proportion. Anal sex is all fine and dandy, but if she has to clinch with the force of a Muay Thai prize fighter every time she farts...

these will dominate the lingerie drawer