TFP Confessional

With the new pope, I thought we all might want to get some things off of our chest. You don't have to be Catholic. I sure as hell ain't, but I do like all the drinking the Irish Catholics do.

I'll go first...

Forgive me Jim Hamilton, for I have sinned...

I think all babies are fugly compared to my beautiful niece. I try to see the beauty in the newborn babes, but I can't.

Sorry genuinegirly. I'm sure when time passes, my blinders will be removed.

 

Reminds me of...

Winston Churchill - Television Tropes & Idioms

 

"I am a locked door looking for a foot to kick me to the floor."

 

I just reread this and it makes it sound like I think her baby is ugly. She's beautiful genuinegirly so beautiful. I'm just so in love with Squishy.

 

I am jealous, possessive and dishonest towards the people I care about the most.

D'oh!

 

I lie.

 

Forgive me, TFP, for I am guilty of envy. I sometimes become painfully jealous of the other community members who know each other in real life, and try hard to not believe that I just don't belong.
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I feel better already. I'm gonna like this thread.

 

Forgive me, TFP, for I am guilty of hatred. The prime focus of my hate is Papa John's Pizza; the company's founder specifically. Every time I see John Schnatter on mt TV, I want to punch him with my entire body weight right in his smug, grinning face.

Deep cleansing breath, relieved sigh.

 

I have crazy flashes of red hot rage, usually towards people that are only being nice to me. Wrath? Maybe? I should know this, I went to Catholic school.

 

So, my current girlfriend's friend from the other night with the dude that randomly blurted out that he wanted to do her in the butt after making out for five minutes?

I can totally see why he was so frenzied: That thing is un-fucking-believable.

Daaaaaaayum, girl. And she doesn't even hit the gym.

Impure thoughts!

 

I was out on Saturday night and there came a moment when I looked around and didn't want to hang out with anyone I was currently hanging out with. Instead of drowning that feeling in more booze, I bailed.

Forgive me for bailing out.

 

Coincidentally I was looking for a place in TFP to really make a confession .....

 

There have been several times when I see a guy and think, "Ooooh. He's cute." Then, maybe 30 seconds later I think, "Hmmm, he looks like my brother." Then immediately I think, "Ewwwww. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. SUPER gross. Blech!"

 

I had tater tots for lunch. And a diet soda. Damn it.

 

Wait, when have you seen me recently?

 

In my dreams....every night!

/sarcasm that caused me to throw up in my mouth a little.

The only thing you make me think is that last part: "Ewwwww. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. SUPER gross. Blech!"

 

Nobody should be expected to fit a singular profile. No forgiveness necessary.

I confess to dogmatism at least occasionally. ( daily )