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Happy Ending Massage?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by swinston360, Jun 29, 2013.

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Should I ask for a Happy Ending next time?

  1. Yes

    46.7%
  2. No

    53.3%
  3. No, but she'll probably ask if you want one next time.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. I just received my first full body massage. I thought about trying to find an erotic massage parlor but settled for a well-reviewed Asian massage parlor and thought if anything happened I would go along, but I wouldn't look for it and ask.

    I walk in, the woman asks me to disrobe, so I take everything off and lay down with the towel over my buttocks. Once she works her way down from my shoulders to my buttocks, she works around the towel. I try to moan and lift my butt towards her hands to let her know I'm enjoying it, and she eventually removes the towel for the rest of the time I'm on my stomach. The massage continues, and she massages right up to as high as my thigh goes, with the back of her hand grazing my balls occasionally.

    Eventually she turns me over and the towel is over my dick, but when she gets to massaging around my lower stomach she pulls the towel down a little and the head of my dick is sticking out. She leaves it like that, and every time she massages around that area I thrust my dick up, completely unashamed about how hard I've gotten, and the towel slowly slides down slightly, but never completely reveals my dick. she never fixes this. She massages right up to the base of my shaft, and I'm continuing to thrust the air whenever I feel aroused.

    She finally tells me she's finished, so I get dressed and go to pay her. She smiles knowingly as I tip her, and she gives me her card and tells me to call them soon (she hardly speaks a word of English so she signs most of this.)

    -- Is this the normal amount of sexuality in a non-sexual massage, or do you think the next time I come in I'll get a happy ending? Next time, should I just ask for it? I thought about asking if I could masturbate in the room as she was leaving for me to get dressed, but I didn't think she knew enough English and that she'd think I was asking her to finish me off. But she was fully aware of how much I needed the release.
     
  2. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Wow, that must have been awkward. Also, boy aren't you in the wrong forum for this kind of thread. Have you tried maybe theeroticreview.com ?
     
  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    What country are you in?
     
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Try using hand and arm signals next time.

    Universal language, I hear.
     
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  5. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    But if your Amish they might get you that butter churning machine.
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I don't know if I'd ask if they aren't offering.

    Plus if it's in an area where it's illegal, then I wouldn't even if it's offered.
    The cops can bust you anytime even if both of you were in agreement...and that shit stays with you. (especially now with the web)
    If it's legal, then that's another matter.

    But I'd take the situation as it is...you got aroused. I'm sure it's not the first for her. It happens.
    And she's human too...perhaps, she admired you...perhaps she just wanted to keep you hot, but legal, so you'd tip more.

    It is what it is, just be wary of any transactions...or overspending.
    Just enjoy the massage. Why complicate things?
     
  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I just got a very nice happy ending massage.


    My back has been killing me. And since I got the massage from my wife, the happy ending was legit. :p
     
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  8. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Well, that's no fun.
     
  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    I actually thought it was loads of fun. ;)
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    I'm jealous...
     
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Hopefully you gave her a good "tip". :D
    One good turn deserves another.
     
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  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    I gave her more than the tip.:p
     
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Thanks, he'll be here all week! Tip your waitress.
     
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  14. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Not that kind of tip.
     
  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Play the game, woman.
     
  16. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Hey, I know when to hold them, know when to fold them.
    (except that would probably hurt)
     
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I paid her mortgage, car payment, and cooked her dinner, is that good enough? :p
     
  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, it only folds one way. I think I talked to DamnitAll about that the last time we drank.

    And I think she brought it up. No idea why.

    Awkward.
     
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  19. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I'm in need of edjumacation.
     
  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    It only folds when not engaged.

    Usually in the morning, but you have to be aware to aim the right direction and hit the target. :confused:

    Geez, I have a bent sense of humor.
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2013