How did boys before internet think what a real vagina looks like? (NSFW)

I've seen this one in a few forms floating around and I always get a kick out of it.

As for the whole "perfect pussy" its a funny topic in my house being my wife has one. Some years ago we were on a before and after plastic surgery site for some reason, I honestly can't recall, but we had to check out the "vaginaplasty" section, and my wifes looked liked all the "after shots" and shes been told more than once she has a perfect one.

I also joke that of all the parts of your body to be perfect for a woman thats the LEAST important. I can't recall there ever a time where I was with an attractive woman and though "man shes got an ugly pussy, nope not for me". I personally could only identify my wife's out of the women I've been with.

 

Library for everything to do with sex, somehow missed out on the body changing stuff which would have been helpful, but Kama Sutra and such, I could find that lol. I didn't have anything one would want to call a dad but did have a friend's dad's nightstand. The friend found them and she shared them with me. hehe

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It is if I'm laying on my side. *giggle fit* bad bad giggle fit, worse that Stefon's!

 

(as long as we're resurrecting old threads)

I must dispute that Vikings had no issues; extensive research has been done and has shown that Vikings had their own share of problems back in the day. (and remember, when I say "extensive research", I really mean, "I printed out this Photoshop and showed it to my guinea pigs, who sniffed it noncommittally and waddled off in search of fresh hay.")




Also, getting back on topic- the OP should consider himself lucky. It's been four years, he's probably seen some pussy by now. At least he's not in my situation: married almost 15 years and given my wife's penchant for doing it strictly in total darkness until she shut the bedroom antics down permanently a few years back, I'm fairly positive that I'VE never actually seen a vagina in real life.

 

When I was younger than 6 (I think 4 or so), I was playing doctor with the neighbor girl and boy. I had no idea what it was and why she was different. But, getting caught and getting in trouble is possibly one reason I have never been in a relationship.

I did find a magazine in the woods near my house growing up, and when I was 12-14ish, a friend had acquired a fully nude magazine.

I also hunted for books and information at the public library. But trying to figure out how a cylindrical penis fits into a small slit of a vagina was complicated.

Sex ed class in high school covered the anatomy, but was still censored. And didn't cover how to get sex or the mechanics of it.

The internet came around when I was in high school, and we were early adopters at home with 14.4k-56k modems. Many nights were spent researching this question. And www.persiankitty.com (NSFW) still exists today 20+ years later. Lots of pictures of naked girls helped to clear up what had been hidden in real life (For example: ALS Scan: The hottest models doing the sexiest things! NSFW ). But it raised the question of how my life would be different if nude beaches were common, and if violence on TV was frowned upon, yet body parts and sex were accepted in Hollywood (and DC).

 

I went to catholic school in the 60's. We were fucking each other at every opportunity. Repression + schoolgirl outfits = unbridled sex drive.

 

Strange i did not see this in any posts. The U.S. does not teach sexual education in high school? At around grade 8/9? Before that class i knew how a vagina looked in the outside but was clueless as to how all the magic worked. That class even showed us how to use different artifacts and their success rates to counter the magic.

 

What on earth are different artifacts?

 

Ooooh since sex became magic (I think) I got a bit confused, and may still be.

 

While I knew from sex ed class or the puberty talk in 6th grade(that my elementary school had one night) that girls/women have cycles, I have yet to be able to figure out when any woman in real life is actually menstruating. I have no idea how much blood there is or isn't and how fast it comes out.

 

Not a thing wrong with not knowing something and bravo for acknowledging a lack of information.

Here is a basic summary...
Menstruation and the menstrual cycle | womenshealth.gov
Also a little trivia...
70 Interesting Facts about Menstruation | FactRetriever.com