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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Go Ralphie!
    What was the ticket to entree, so to speak?
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    my daughter was at my moms and we were talking (like real conversations) and then we went to eat and continued communicating with each other and we haven't don't that in a while. we both knew that our marrage was going in the tank so we decided to go back to what we know and stop letting $$$$$ determine everything. and decided to be more of a family instead of room mates. conversations continued til about 3am then she came out of the bathroom and said "I missed you, the real you" and she was naked and we fucked like bunny rabbits so to speak. we both needed it and wanted it.
    and our vacation starts Tuesday.
     
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    moral of it all..................................... don't forget where you came from in the beginning of the relationship and don't let money get in the way of things and ruin a good thing. yes I work too much but she understands that its so out daughter can go to the school she does and enjoy her horse hobby. but I felt unappreciated, and she felt neglected. so we will work on that. and with that said im at work today. just finishing up some things (its amazing what you can get accomplished when there is no one here) but we had that discussion also.
     
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  4. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Way to go man.
    I hope you get laid more than Lindy this week!
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Thanks.. me too, but I doubt it. but ill give it a shot :)
     
  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Quite literally ;)
     
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Hey... not fair!!:)
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    We all need goals to aspire to reach.
    Make the man work hard for it!
     
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  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Trying..... Lol

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    I've been educating my daughter about the LGBT community as much as I can, so there is no shock or irrational judgment when life throws its little surprises at her.

    Unfortunately, I still have some ways to go.

    At my daughter's school there is a girl who may be coming out, but as of now it's only swirling rumors. In any case, I asked my daughter if she had any issue with that, and her reply was: "Oh, that's fine. I don't care if she's Lebanese."

    *facepalm*

    Apparently there's been some rather serious muddling of the terminology.

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    (In truth, it was probably one of her ill-informed classmates who got her using the wrong term.) :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Lebanon not all that far from Lesbos.
     
  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Although if they DID originate from there...
    It would be an interesting culture and great tourist industry.

    Just like all turkeys come from Turkey
    Why do you think they’re all frozen? Overseas shipping.

    In the meantime, I’m getting more something something
    And loving it
    Too bad I’m an adult and have to leave bed for minor obligations like work.
    Grown upping is a pain in the ass.
     
  13. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I think most college girls are 2 or 3 drinks away from visiting Lesbos.
     
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  14. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Mine didn't have her first bi experience until she was 30, and it didn't take any alcohol, just a husband who knew she was bi and asked her if she wanted to try swinging.
     
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I just heard Sig get out of the shower.:) I'm taking a bottle of champagne to bed for a little session of cock worship before he falls asleep.:D
     
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Woo boy, I may have surpassed Lindy this week.

    Not that this is a race.
    In the end, all participants win

    Although we’ve been calling them marathons lately

    Oh my poor pito
    Then again her little girl is worn too.
    Both so sensitive
     
  17. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Swinger night tonight.

    Where we play the odd game of trying to line up with a couple where we both want to fuck them and they want to fuck us. Its a rather complicated mating dance as there are couples that want one of us, and couples where we want one of them, mostly because there are more better looking women than men in the group (typical to life).

    Note I'm including looks + personality in these scores.

    One couple my wife is really into him, and I get it, hes like a 10/10, shes a 8, so I'm good there too, but we just did them not long ago and who knows what their plans are.

    One couple hes a 6 and shes a 9. Nice guy, but can't keep it up.

    Another couple, hes a 6 and shes a 8, but he's usually with some other girl leaving his wife alone with me and this leaves my wife out as shes not bi.

    But maybe someone new works out too.

    These are the weird swingers in the mist things.

    Its also why swinging is hard, its not 1-1 match but its a 2-2, or 1-2-1 or whatever.
     
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  18. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Space
    My sister in laws make my palms itch. Like, right where their nipples would rest in the palms of my hands. Boy howdy!
     
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  19. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Just got home, spent the night with Sandy. She bought a vibrator, neither of us have used one. We drank, smoked and laughed. Alot of fun. We wore the battery out using it on eachother. Woke up this morning and fed her breakfast. Then she got up and cooked bacon, pancakes, potatoes....
     
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  20. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    So we had our swinger thing.

    10-8 couple brought close friends, not happening.

    6-9 couple, she was on that time of the month.

    6-8 couple left early. I wasn't in the mood for them as shes a regular of mine or I could have pushed it.

    Nothing new really appealed. Met one which could have been good but she was drunk and I didn't want to go there. Spent a lot of time with the 6-9 being I didn't want to be a dick and say "oh not playing tonight, well see ya!"
     
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