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how many times a week?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I took Sig (my BF) to Omaha Airport yesterday. He's going to South Africa for a conference on range feeding cattle and other farm animals. Then, on the way back stopping in Sweden to visit his kids (adults) and his mother.

    I'll not be getting any for about three weeks.:(

    Mr. Hitachi will get a good workout along with my nipple clips and the steel ice cubes.;)

    But it's not the same.:(
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    hopefully the three weeks will fly by for you, but at least you have Mr. Hitachi
     
  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Ice cubes are fun! Stainless steel? I've seen them made from a variety of materials.
     
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Nice to know we can’t be replaced by toys.

    I’m not likely to get some myself while I have this cold
    Someone’s playing a cruel joke on me.

    But, there’s always the return sex
    That can be appreciated
    “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”
    Or other body parts, at least ;)
     
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    It's been nine days, and I am already about this horny::p

    HornyBulls.jpg
     
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  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    But I bet Mr. Hitachi is having a hell of a week!
     
  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Mess with the bull(s), get the horn(s).



    Not literally.
     
  8. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    He gets back to Denver a week from today. I'm gonna drive out and meet him, get a nice hotel room, etc.
    I am sooo horny. The cowboy in this pic looks really good.

    cowboy hunk.png
     
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  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    You should've gotten my OK before using my photo.

    /yeahrightdreamonnfw
     
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  10. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    . Up to this, yet?

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    He looks good leaning against that cattle panel, but would look better w/o the overdeveloped trapezius (I had to look it up) neck muscles. Then he could be muscular and still have nice square shoulders. I like square shoulders.:)
    Not quite there yet @Stan.

    So far only this horny.:D

    XtraLongHorn.jpg
     
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  12. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Mess with the bull, get the horn(s).

    Why do bull riders make lousy lovers?
    They consider lasting eight seconds a success.
     
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    My guy's plane was delayed by storms. What was supposed to be a 17 hour flight turned out to be almost 25 hours. Then his checked luggage wasn't on the plane. My good fortune: He didn't get separated from his cock.:D I had one hand on the bulge in his trousers most of the way on the shuttle to the hotel, where I had prepared a nice welcome.:) A bottle of good single malt and silver glasses, some nice oil on the bedside table, and... me.:p He was more than a little funky after over 24 hours in airports and on airplanes with no chance to shower and no change of clothes. But no problemo. I had us naked and in the shower probably within five minutes of walking in the door.:) Body wash and a good rinse, everything so nice and squeaky clean, including that throbbing hard helmet-headed thing in my mouth. Out of the shower and over to the bed without even toweling off. Cowgirl, doggy, and his superb oral ministrations to my poor neglected pussy.

    Life is good again!
     
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  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    glad life is good again for ya. sounds like yall had fun and it was needed.



    on the flip side, im averaging once a week. but even though its only once ill take it. on Saturday night I had her climbing the headboard...... life is good
     
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  15. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Poor Mr. Hitachi.....always there for you only to be cast aside to loneliness once again......
     
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Sigurd is quite adept and loves to torture me with Mr. Hitachi on the outside and a couple of fingers on the inside.:D
    But I forgot to take Mr. Hitachi along to Colorado.:(
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    winning and loosing in the same reply
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Ahh...some “edging”, good stuff
    My gf loves that both ways, giving and getting :D

    Reminds me, I have more experimenting to do. ;)
     
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    34 best Anniversary images on Pinterest _ Anniversary ___.jpg
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    even though its still once a week..... I make the best of the once a week
     
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