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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

    A: Pull down its genes.

    :D
     
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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    hmm...I see dirty things everywhere too. ;)
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    After sex, one behaviorist turned to another behaviorist and said,
    “That was great for you, but how was it for me?”
     
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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  6. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted

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    I have no idea if this has been posted before or not...

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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Humorous Greeting Cards.jpg
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    @Chris Noyb - I'd say someone is not getting lucky...truly. :eek:
     
  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.




    Oh my, I think I'm becoming attached :oops:
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]


    I'm a romantic :cool:
    But that's not me. ;)
     
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  11. penak New Member

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    Seattle
    Loving this thread Lol
     
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  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    ...man, that Washington is a hog, just shoves his way back in for seconds right after Madison...then he just doesn't show up again for awhile...lazy bastard too. :rolleyes:
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]

    Wet & wild :D
     
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    Scott Hilburn, The Argyle Sweater?

    192 best images about Scott Hilburn on Pinterest _ L'wren ___.jpg

    My repost. From which thread I'm not sure.
     
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  17. juanlien New Member

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    awesome...haha[​IMG]
     
  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    Large City, TX
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    Large City, TX
    Teacher Shortage Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from ___(1).jpg
     
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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