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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    If a stripper is getting of on ya, during an extended lap dance...you're doing something right :D

    * especially if she's in an "exclusive" relationship with a woman at home... ;)

    All y'can do is try your best and give it your all.
     
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  5. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
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    So, had an awesome dream last night, featuring one of my favorite co-worker fuck crushes.

    It was the end of the world (add your own REM joke here) and we were at the office. Since this would be the only time (end of the world and all) that I could manage to get into her panties and bra, I asked her if it would be okay to kiss her. She replied by unbuttoning her blouse and removing her bra. "You can do more than that."

    I kissed her neck and moved down to her breasts and then farther down to her stomach. Just as she was unbuttoning her slacks, the dream ended.

    DAMN IT!
     
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    maybe you will get to finish it tonight
     
  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    You know, wearing that reasonably cut top with a push up bra makes me want to motorboat you, and, this is a no motorboating location. I'd cry foul but that would be a lie.
    --- Double Post Merged, Jun 4, 2019, Original Post Date: Jun 4, 2019 ---
    Unfortunately, no, did not get to finish it last night. I did have another stimulating dream but don't remember any details. :(
     
  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Y'know, I find it interesting that after many years of whacking off
    That I'm aware of WHICH materials wipe off semen the best. :D

    Tissue does NOT do the trick.
    At least with me.

    Bonus question: How long do you wait laying down, not wanting to get up...after cumming???
    That stuff does start moving...or if it's a long wait, crunchy. :oops:
     
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  9. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Another couples date this weekend. He's in my wifes strike zone and she is intimidatingly hot and 12 years younger than me.

    I hope she has bad eyesight.
     
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  10. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Update, it went well and we are seeing them again next week. ;)
     
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  11. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

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  12. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    You lucky bastard!
     
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Wasn't there an older "classic" porn flick with a fireworks scene like this? When the star finally discovered that her clitoris was in her throat?
     
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  14. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Deep Throat?
    I have never seen it but it's a classic and could match that description based on the title.
     
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Thanks for the lead!
    My BF tracked it down on pornhub. Wonderfully corny and "campy" seventies porn. Scandalous with pubic hair, even. I've got to ask my mom if she saw it back in the day. Has not only fireworks, but also bells ringing and rockets launching. The music is a hoot! Rock 'n' Roll version of Beethoven's Ode to Joy during the opening credits... There is even a song "Deep Throat."

    Check the scene at about 00:26:00 where Dr. Young (Harry Rheems) discovers Linda Lovelace's clit in her throat.:rolleyes:
    LL deepthroating Harry Rheems starts about 29:00:p Harry has such a nice cock...
    Bells and fireworks at 30:50;)
    Again at 1:00:15:D

    This is erotic in its own campy way. And Ms. Lovelace does her specialty without the ridiculous fake gagging that is currently in style.
    Watch this with the missus after a few drinks or tokes. Sig and I screwed our way through part of it but it's hard to keep going while laughing!

    Here's the link: (definitely NOT safe for work)
    Deep Throat - THE ORIGINAL MOVIE
     
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  16. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Alas while living out in the country has many benefits, broadband internet is not one of them.
    It's rumored to be coming next year but until then we will have to enjoy it vicariously through you.
     
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  17. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    I saw Deep Throat and Behind The Green Door in a tiny art house theater with my wife in the late 70s.
    I haven't watched them in so many years.
     
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  18. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Well we have our last free weekend coming up in a long time so how to make the most of it. Reaching out to a new couple usually takes a date or two to finalize. Our new friends might be available Saturday too.

    Either way my wifes breasts are great bait.
    :D
     
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  19. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Just got back from a couples home.

    At least that part of life is good lately.
     
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  20. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    We dropped the kiddos off at sleep away camp yesterday.
    Then had lights on, door open, full volume sexy fun time after dinner!
     
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