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How often do you masturbate

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    No worries on my end. Actually, I don't recall using that before.

    But here's something I haven't used before!
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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    MMG, it's your (FIB) that's the loser.
     
  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Focused Ion Beam?
    Forwarding Information Base?
    Flying Inflatable Boat?
    Friendly Illinois Buddy?
    Family Income Benefit?
    Financial Intelligence Branch?
    Fish In Bottle?
    First Interstate Bank?
    Force Intervention Brigade?
    Fast Information Block?
    Flight Information Bulletin?
    Frame Insertion Board?
    Forward Indicator Bit?
    Freshwater Invertebrate Biology?
    Frequency Informant Beamformer?
    Fraud Intelligence Bureau?

    Ya got me on that one, none of my known acronyms make any sense out of that.
     
  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    FIB = Fill In Blank

    I'm sure that you can figure the name.
     
  5. Leto

    Leto Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Toronto
    Reminds me of the pun joke:

    "How does a woman hold her liquor?"
    "By the ears"
     
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    At work..
    felt like an idiot.. i had to read it 3 or 4 times before i got it lol
     
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  7. Frankie

    Frankie Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    Yup getting caught.
     
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  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    3LittleBoy_jpg in gallery Funny adult cartoons with new ___.jpg
     
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  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Seems to work very well during quarantine...
     
  11. Koi

    Koi New Member

    Location:
    US
    Sometimes everyday, but usually 2-3 times in a week
     
  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    Does anyone else take off their fitbit or apple watch before they wank off???

    I'm paranoid...I don't want it recording the damn action.
    Mine is sophisticated enough to detect when I'm doing activities,just by their motion. (walking, biking, sleeping, even a rowing machine)
    All without prompting, it will ask me if I want to track the activity.

    Well, dammit, as a computer guy, I know they can detect and record and NOT report back.
    I don't want my damn watch to figure out the wanking and have an invisible record. (I'm SURE the sociologist and data scientist would love those stats :rolleyes:)

    So I try to remember to take it off before having some fun.

    Gotta remember to do it if I'm lucky enough to have sex.
    But maybe I want THAT recorded and on record. ;)
     
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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Make sure to turn off the video function :eek:.
     
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