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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    I honestly just want to spread you across my desk and eat you out till you scream my name and thump my head.
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Unbelievable isn't it?
    I actually get naked in my office twice a day.
    I ride my bicycle to and from work so I have to change.
    I lock the door. Check it twice.
    Sometimes I do change during an online meeting at the end of the day. I both check to see my camera is off as well as physically covering the camera.
    Jerking off during a meting? And having the camera on? Uhhh.....no.
     
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  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    I thought that Jeffrey Toobin just confused the idea of "election simulation" with "erection stimulation." So he stimulated his...

    I will admit to "jilling off" while slouching in my (home) office chair in front of the computer screen.:D Because women, at least this woman, can be stimulated by visual images.:p Like this (link redacted) But my iMac has a little piece of tape over its little cyclops camera eye.:rolleyes:
     
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    My repost.

    images (6).jpeg
     
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    The wife sent me a great picture on thursday..... we have been talking about sex and things like that since thursday. Just patiently waiting..... Just havent been able to. I mean FUCK shit is rock hard
     
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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    We're pulling for you.




    Figuratively speaking.
     
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    [​IMG]
    This is what i looked like after the first time.


    then dinner,

    then a second round. That never happens but we are in a good place in out marriage
     
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  9. My sex drive is way too high for monogamy.
     
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  10. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    For the first time in many weeks, the wife and I finally had full blown, penis in vagina, sex. WOOT! WOOT!
     
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  11. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I'm happy for you both. Really, that's great and I'm happy for you both.
     
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Fuck yeah. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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  13. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    I see what you did there. :D
     
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    Large City, TX
    Some people think that "old people sex" will never apply to them...
    HAH!

    Hip replacement, bad back, menopause, etc.
     
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    not sure their is such thing as "old people sex"
    My dad is in an assisted living facility, and lets just say that apparently their is alot of sex and sexual things that happen their.... and my dad is not the only person i have herd that from.
    so maybe "older people sex" might be a better term
     
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  16. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Oops, we did it again, this morning. :)
     
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  17. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    No. Old people sex is a very real thing.
     
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  18. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Coincidence, I just ordered this for my wife and I: The 5 Best Sex Pillows, Recommended by Experts
    The first one, the Liberator.
    Not for any particular physical reason but it will be nice to have back support in certain positions as we get on in years....
     
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Fuck yeah,,,, thats what im talking about. :D:D:D
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    You know what i mean.
    And to kinda agree with you, sometimes after sex i just want to lay their and not move. and its due to i cant get up
     
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