Asses. (and assholes!)

Welcome to the bottomless pit of assets.

Im not yet allowed to post pics, but if I were I would post a giant fist, perhaps carved in wood by some Scando or Russian artist from a while ago. The logo for this page of all things badass and assinine.

Ass is one of my favorite words to say aloud. Especially in a voice all evil and long on the ssssss. Or not. I like to say it with a giggle too.
And a butt ass wiggle.

 

So! We were discussing anal play?

 

Gosh, I sure hope so!

 

I had a vibrator in a condom up there once... was interesting but not something I would do again.

 

Yeah, I'm also a little unclear what this thread is about. If it is anal sex, then I'll merge it with the one Plan9 already mentioned. If not, then can you clarify a bit honeywest?

 

I think a previous incarnation of this thread referenced a post I made a while back and I'd like to clarify since I was slightly misquoted. Someone on another forum who worked as a professional dominatrix advised that if you are anally fisting someone, it is advisable to get your hand in up to the wrist before orgasm because the anal sphincter can clench hard enough to break the carpal and metacarpal bones during orgasm if the hand is at the wrong angle. I'm not sure that you could get your hand in much farther than that without injury. I very much enjoy passing this advice along, mostly for the shocked reactions I get.

 

I will bear this in mind, should I ever be fisting anyone's ass.

 

If you'd like, i'll be glad to post an old pic of Fly's.

That'd cover the whole thread topic, asses and assholes.

(heheheh...sorry, man. I had to....)

 

Fly's ass is ALWAYS EPIC.

I look forward to it's appearance.

 

honey's gone, but you might as well post Fly 's ass. It'll end up (punny) here eventually anyway.
We might as well get it out of the way. Sooner, rather than later.

And Joe, I find it a bit disturbing you still have a pic of Fly's ass.
I had saved a copy of it on my original pc, but the harddrive got corrupted.
I'm not saying Fly's ass did it, but Fly's ass did it.

 

it's all about the ass baby............hahahhahahha

 

OK Fremen, number one, I am a disturbed guy, you know that, butt unlike you, I did not use fly's ass as my desktop photo all these years.

Geez man, talk about corrupted......

 

Dude, that was only because I found out that when my desktop icons were aligned in a grid over Fly 's ass pic, it made my system more mellow, and gave me a craving for wobbly pops.
Unfortunately, it also gave me the urge to climb onto high places and try and nail stuff. (and I don't mean Shaquille O'Neal)

 

I just saw a blond with a fly ass at the grocery store. I'm sure she wouldn't let me fist her, though

 

Perhaps you should try Arrange by Image to put your icons into the shape of Fly's ass. This is the source of the infamous "Arrange by Penis" app.

 

okay.........this is getting out of hand.....

what a bunch of assholes!

 

Heh, that's pretty interesting. Too bad it only works on b&w pics.

 

I will paraphrase Daniel and say I will be sure to pass this along should anyone ever be fisting my ass.

 

Is this the thread about anal fistulas? No, sorry then