"But you did that sexy thing!"

The woman and I were watching some movie last night (I forget the title, part of the point of this thread) and one of the actresses was putting the moves on one of the pushover actors. You know, slinking up to the guy while he sat on his desk, all big eyes and red lips.

Me: "Awh, man... she did the pouty boob thing. He's done. Game over."

Her: "Wait, she did what?"

Me: "The pouty boob thing! It's where chicks lean forward and put their elbows close together. Maximum boobage. Guaranteed success follows. You're a girl; you should know this."

Her: "Oooh." *tries it, smiles, waves shoulders back and forth, giggles* "Like this?"

Me: "Yes. My God, stop it!"

Her: "Heh, why?"

Me: "Because I can't not look at it! It makes me stupid. And it makes me do whatever you want."

I still find it hard to believe that a woman with tits that friggin' nice is just now discovering this technique.

That and she deployed said technique again later that night when asking for frozen yogurt.

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"But you did that sexy thing!"​

I'm looking for the ~'08 thread over at 4.0 that I posted in that inspired this thread, but no luck. And I'm pretty lazy, too.

This thread is about the sexy things that your partners do on purpose (or not, as it may be) when they're trying to, uh, motivate you. Y'know, whether it's to engage in a little random snarlin' action or to go out and get them some frozen yogurt at 11 PM. Things they do or say--whatever it is that pushes your buttons--and how they use these tactics to get you to do what they want. It can be conscious or unconscious. Sometimes the hottest things are unintentional. I'm not talking just "candles and champagne" seduction, I'm also talking 0-to-60 need-crazy-monkey-fucking-time-now.

I've had the luck of being in relationships with some incredibly sexual women. It's been a good life. Looking back, it's amazing that my prostate didn't explode from my scrawny torso like a baby Xenomorph. My exwife, as a prime example, had this nasty habit of getting turned on whenever we were at a party. Something about stupid alpha male bonding got her panties wet. I would be just hanging out and drinking shitty beer with friends and coworkers when I'd be ambushed by a leggy brunette that would run her fingernails up and down my trapezius and whisper sweet little nothings in my ear like, "You need to take me upstairs and fuck me right now." That would do it for me. I wouldn't be halfway up the steps and the zipper on my jeans would already be straining in a vain attempt to keep my throbbing motivation in my pants. As far as unintentional sexiness, I've had girlfriends that would lounge around in various states of dress. One would do work while flopped on the living room floor in a tight t-shirt and thong. She'd be clicking away on the laptop, chewing on her lip and curling her toes. I couldn't not want that setup. Many a weekend afternoon was wasted.

What about you, TFP? Be it former partners or current SO, who has pushed your LAUNCH button right proper and how did they go about it?

 

I'm also a sucker for the whole she's working on the computer while wearing a fluffy sweater or one of my button down polos and a thong. It's almost impossible to ignore that scenario.

As far as intentional things go, my wife has this whole innocent and sweet laugh that she will do while cutting her eyes and giving a gentle lip bite that drives me bonkers. I know how freaky she is and that knowledge combined with the innocent laugh will pretty much turn me to putty in her hands. (pun? sure)

If we're at a club and I get out on the floor and show off she gets hot..and direct about it. There's been many times where she's put her hand inside my pants and told me to take her out to the car or home or the hotel whatever and fuck her till she screams. Any red blooded straight male is going to have a difficult time ignoring that type of persuasion regardless of the company that is involved. She also likes to push her buttons around both sets of parents..that one is a little easier to ignore, but hey, it's not going to take much arm twisting.

We like to go out to (clean, nice neighborhood) erotic shops, and she'll dress up in skimpy skirts, heels, low cut shirts and tease me while we walk around the shop. She'll come out of the dressing room in various lingerie set-ups for all to admire and then pull me inside to "help"; there are also times where she'll flash a truck driver or twelve, or if it's dark she'll pull up the skirt -the panties nowhere to be found by this time- and start playing with herself. It's a wonder I haven't had an accident.

So, basically, she has a mix of direct and subtle tactics that she likes to employ, and I'm not complaining one fuckin' bit about it either.

Shit. I need to go home now. There's no way I'll be able to concentrate on work.

 

I can tell you what I do and have done but that wouldn't be in keeping with the OP.

Right now, I am sitting across from my SO watching and listening to him eat his dinner (via online Skype). LD relationship, 5 hour difference. I love the way he eats. The sound of him chewing his food and swallowing it turns me on. Brits have a unique way of piling bits of all their food onto the back of their fork with their knife which also turns me on. He'll sit back in his chair when he's done and light up a cigarette and I know he is fully enjoying it. In a relationship where physical sex is limited to back and forth visits, I find I can get aroused by very simple, everyday things he does.

He's done with his dinner and is furiously two finger poking something out on his keyboard. I think that turns me on too.

 

ahh married life. where domestication = sex

 

Men folding laundry, especially if it's mine, is indeed worthy of a rise in my sexual temperature. Getting their hands all greasy with their heads buried under the hood of my car fixing "the problem" does it too. Even if they are all thumbs and have no earthly idea what they're doing.

 

I thought I was an alpha male..until I met my wife. Now I just float along in her awesomeness.

 

Having had a string of alphas, I'll now take a beta any day of the week.

What is a man called who seems to display the best of both alpha and beta maleness? I think that is what I've finally lucked into.

 

"Sir" is fine. I don't fuss over these things.

 

current SO found out (alot quicker than i expected her to) that kissing my neck is literally an "on" switch for me

 

My current partner is a big fan of that, too.

 

I loved it when G did an open field tackle

I could barely make it through the socials after his match

 

Mmm, that's not it. I'm going to need an excavator to find that thread. So many posts on 4.0. God.

 

You found an alpha woman. Good for you.

 

or whenever she wakes me up in the middle of the night by just wrapping herself around me. which sucks because i can't do anything and if i try and wake her up she'll just turn a different direction.. grrr