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  1. Canthook

    Canthook Vertical

    Location:
    Tucson, AZ
    My favorite form of poem is called the sestina. It's very hard to write because of it's restrictive rules.
    This is my favorite sestina (I didn't write it).

    A Sour Hour Spent With a Frozen Burrito in a Hot Oven.
    BY Arthur Feldman

    I have a burrito in the oven.
    It has been there nearly an hour.
    The heat simply won’t get in.
    My mood is growing sour.
    Preparing food that’s ready-made frozen
    Should not strain my cooking power.

    But in the kitchen, what is power?
    Surely, not the heat of this subpar oven.
    But a freezer that keeps the frosty frozen?
    To create a seven-course meal in an hour?
    To make sweet the sour?
    At the very least, just to get the heat in.

    Baking, sautéing, frying I’m schooled in
    It all. My stove goes all the way to 11-power.
    My custards sweet, my creams sour.
    Soufflés arose airily in this very oven.
    Yet I cannot heat a burrito inside of an hour?
    Blast this Trader Joe’s Chicken Burrito, super-frozen.

    My ex-girlfriend called me frozen
    When that was the mood she was in.
    But I could soothe her within an hour,
    That was in my power.
    Alas, the bun in her oven
    Wasn’t mine, which left a taste rather sour.

    And it remains sour.
    And my burrito remains frozen,
    Unaffected in this hot, hot oven
    The heat cannot get in
    No matter how high the power.
    And I must wait another hour.

    I clean the kitchen to wait out the hour.
    When there are no longer any pans left to scour
    I turn off the power.
    That fucking burrito will stay frozen.
    I have no more faith in
    This goddamn, no-good, two-timing oven.

    And so ends the hour, the burrito still frozen
    The icy chicken tastes sour. I give in!
    From now on, I power only a microwave oven.
     
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  2. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    The Road Not Taken

    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

    -Frost
     
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  3. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    One I wrote about the Texas School Board, A Haiku:

    Evangelicals
    did not evolve from monkeys
    have a banana
    --- merged: Dec 3, 2011 8:41 PM ---
    I am a big fan of Ogden Nash. My Grandma introduced me to Custard the Cowardly Dragon quite young.
    The following a complete poem of his, including the title:

    Parsley
    ...is gharstley.

    And here's the somewhat longer complete tale of Custard the Dragon:

    Belinda lived in a little white house,
    With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,
    And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,
    And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

    Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink,
    And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink,
    And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard,
    But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard.

    Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth,
    And spikes on top of him and scales underneath,
    Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose,
    And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes.

    Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears,
    And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs,
    Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage,
    But Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

    Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful,
    Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival,
    They all sat laughing in the little red wagon
    At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon.

    Belinda giggled till she shook the house,
    And Blink said Week!, which is giggling for a mouse,
    Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age,
    When Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

    Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound,
    And Mustard growled, and they all looked around.
    Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda,
    For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.

    Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right,
    And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright,
    His beard was black, one leg was wood;
    It was clear that the pirate meant no good.

    Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help!
    But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp,
    Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household,
    And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed.

    But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine,
    Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon,
    With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm
    He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm.

    The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon,
    And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon,
    He fired two bullets but they didn't hit,
    And Custard gobbled him, every bit.

    Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him,
    No one mourned for his pirate victim
    Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate
    Around the dragon that ate the pyrate.

    Belinda still lives in her little white house,
    With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse,
    And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon,
    And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

    Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears,
    And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs,
    Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage,
    But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.

    / To this day, 30 someodd years on, "realio trulio" is part of my spoken vocabualry.
     
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The Tapeworm Foundry (an excerpt)
    Darren Wershler-Henry

    [...] insinuate that much can be learned from the fact that jackson pollock is known to
    have held a job cleaning bird shit off of statues in the parks of new york state andor
    floccinaucinihilipilificate andor shut up and die like an aviator andor do a thelma and
    louise ending andor work out your own salvation with diligence andor begin to be
    sure that if you could only go on long enough and talk and hear and look and see
    and feel enough and long enough you could finally describe really describe every
    kind of human being that ever was or is or would be living andor work not on the
    spectacle of the end but on the end of the spectacle andor be okay with an umlaut
    andor duplicate the eventual financial success of duddy kravitz by marketing diet
    pills which contain nothing save for a tiny tapeworm andor refuse to go off into a
    possible future but instead arrive out of that future so as to make the future present
    in the arrival of your words andor see yourself as nothing more than a very simple
    vicious circle andor write a book of portmanteaus about an embalmed irishman in
    which the last sentence ending in midphrase loops back to link up with the first
    sentence beginning in midphrase so that the book completes a cycle with itself
    restarting with the words riverrun past eve and adams but leaving in their wake all
    of the fragments of a language yet to be combined like so much flotsam and [...]
     
  5. ace0spades

    ace0spades Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Vancouver
    One of my favourites that I remember studying in my poetry class that just so happened to pop up in a sci-fi movie (Equilibrium)

    W.B. Yeats - Cloths of Heaven

    Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
    Enwrought with golden and silver light,
    The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
    Of night and light and the half-light,
    I would spread the cloths under your feet:
    But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
    I have spread my dreams under your feet;
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
     
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  6. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    The heavens are the Lord's heavens

    The heavens are the Lord's heavens
    and the earth He has given to man. But
    whose are the synagogues of gold and marble?
    How many of the men who kiss the mezuzah
    have ever been given a lover’s kiss like that by a woman?
    And how many of the women who prostrate
    themselves on a saint's tomb
    have ever, in their lives, been claimed
    from behind, until they wail with pleasure?

    And what’s to come of the old tour guide
    who has danced with Jerusalem
    since he was a kid,
    and now he’s tired, but she’s still dancing.
    He is tossed aside, by the gate,
    his pants open, buttons gone,
    and only the flies still think he’s sweet.

    Because the heavens are the Lord's heavens
    and the earth He has given to man. But whose
    is the table, and whose, the hand on the table?

    -Yehudah Amichai (translated by Levite)
     
  7. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    The White Knight's Song
    aka 'Haddock's Eyes' or 'The Aged Aged Man' or 'Ways and Means' or 'A-Sitting On A Gate'
    - by Lewis Carroll

    I'll tell thee everything I can;
    There's little to relate.
    I saw an aged, aged man,
    A-sitting on a gate.
    'Who are you, aged man?' I said.
    'And how is it you live?'
    And his answer trickled through my head
    Like water through a sieve.

    He said 'I look for butterflies
    That sleep among the wheat;
    I make them into mutton-pies,
    And sell them in the street.
    I sell them unto men,' he said,
    'Who sail on stormy seas;
    And that's the way I get my bread--
    A trifle, if you please.'

    But I was thinking of a plan
    To dye one's whiskers green,
    And always use so large a fan
    That it could not be seen.
    So, having no reply to give
    To what the old man said,
    I cried, 'Come, tell me how you live!'
    And thumped him on the head.

    His accents mild took up the tale;
    He said, 'I go my ways,
    And when I find a mountain-rill,
    I set it in a blaze.
    And thence they make a stuff they call
    Rowland's Macassar Oil--
    Yet twopence-halfpenny is all
    They give me for my toil.'

    But I was thinking of a way
    To feed oneself on batter,
    And so go on from day to day
    Getting a little fatter.
    I shook him well from side to side,
    Until his face was blue;
    'Come, tell me how you live,' I cried
    'And what it is you do!'

    He said, 'I hunt for haddocks' eyes
    Among the heather bright,
    And work them into waistcoat-buttons
    In the silent night.
    And these I do not sell for gold
    Or coin of silvery shine,
    But for a copper halfpenny,
    And that will purchase nine.

    'I sometimes dig for buttered rolls,
    Or set limed twigs for crabs;
    I sometimes search the grassy knolls
    For wheels of hansom-cabs.
    And that's the way' (he gave a wink)
    'By which I get my wealth--
    And very gladly will I drink
    Your Honor's noble health.'

    I heard him then, for I had just
    Completed my design
    To keep the Menai bridge from rust
    By boiling it in wine.
    I thanked him much for telling me
    The way he got his wealth,
    But chiefly for his wish that he
    Might drink my noble health.

    And now, if e'er by chance I put
    My fingers into glue,
    Or madly squeeze a right-hand foot
    Into a left-hand shoe,
    Or if I drop upon my toe
    A very heavy weight,
    I weep, for it reminds me so
    Of that old man I used to know--
    Whose look was mild, whose speech was slow,
    Whose hair was whiter than the snow,
    Whose face was very like a crow
    With eyes, like cinders, all aglow,
    Who seemed distracted with his woe,
    Who rocked his body to and fro,
    And muttered mumblingly and low,
    As if his mouth were full of dough,
    Who snorted like a buffalo--
    That summer evening long ago
    A-sitting on a gate
    -----------------------------
    As you can tell, I rather like Nonsense.
     
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  8. clarksdale

    clarksdale Vertical

    Location:
    Minnesota
    A Man In His Life (Yehuda Amichai)

    A man doesn't have time in his life
    to have time for everything.
    He doesn't have seasons enough to have
    a season for every purpose. Ecclesiastes
    Was wrong about that.

    A man needs to love and to hate at the same moment,
    to laugh and cry with the same eyes,
    with the same hands to throw stones and to gather them,
    to make love in war and war in love.
    And to hate and forgive and remember and forget,
    to arrange and confuse, to eat and to digest
    what history
    takes years and years to do.

    A man doesn't have time.
    When he loses he seeks, when he finds
    he forgets, when he forgets he loves, when he loves
    he begins to forget.

    And his soul is seasoned, his soul
    is very professional.
    Only his body remains forever
    an amateur. It tries and it misses,
    gets muddled, doesn't learn a thing,
    drunk and blind in its pleasures
    and its pains.

    He will die as figs die in autumn,
    Shriveled and full of himself and sweet,
    the leaves growing dry on the ground,
    the bare branches pointing to the place
    where there's time for everything.


     
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  9. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    God, I just love Amichai....
     
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    So Little
    Czesław Miłosz

    from "The Collected Poems 1931-1987", 1988
    Translated by Czesław Miłosz and Lillian Vallee


    I said so little.
    Days were short.

    Short days.
    Short nights.
    Short years.

    I said so little.
    I couldn't keep up.

    My heart grew weary
    From joy,
    Despair,
    Ardor,
    Hope.

    The jaws of Leviathan
    Were closing upon me.

    Naked, I lay on the shores
    Of desert islands.

    The white whale of the world
    Hauled me down to its pit.

    And now I don't know
    What in all that was real.
     
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  11. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Not Interested In Evening

    What the material world values does
    not shine the same in the truth of

    the soul. You have been interested
    in your shadow. Look instead directly

    at the sun. What can we know by just
    watching the time-and-space shapes of

    each other? Someone half awake in the
    night sees imaginary dangers; the

    morning star rises; the horizon grows
    defined; people become friends in a

    moving caravan. Night birds may think
    daybreak a kind of darkness, because

    that's all they know. It's a fortunate
    bird who's not intrigued with evening,

    who flies in the sun we call Shams.

    -Rumi (tr. Coleman Barks)
     
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  12. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Haunting Eyes I See

    your eyes are haunting when I gaze into them deeply
    they take me to a place I have been to before
    so piercing black, I have seen them while sleeping

    I saw into your mind almost completely
    from a photo from so long ago
    how can that be?

    I went some place this week that only you can know
    it's a place where it's wonderfully peaceful
    I wanted to stay but I heard you say....you must go

    It was your eyes that woke me
    brought me back for today
    they pulled me into a world where my heart is beating
    piercing black eyes will you please stay?

    by Freetofly
     
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  13. thetemplar

    thetemplar Vertical

    Location:
    Texas
    I just now found this poem..I have no idea who wrote it..But I would like to dedicate it to my lovely wife.

    The Warrior


    I am the warrior who fights the good fight
    My presence flows like beautiful light and I am possessed of grace and power
    My sword is Willingness and Truth my shield
    I wage a war against the demons within me
    Worse than any movie or fantasy these demons are real
    Great courage and bravery are needed to face them
    Few have had the strength to follow or join me on the path
    Many have I seen turn back
    And so I have become skilled in the art of single combat
    I have been fighting long and hard
    My struggle has often been lonely
    There are but few obstacles left in my way
    The greatest treasure I have won is a real and ever increasing certainty that I am the answer to all my questions, all my desires, and all my needs
    Had I known that vulnerability and openness could get me so far I would have made them my abilities much sooner
    The recent battles have been hard and yet my castle, once far away is now on the horizon.
    I can see it's light's blazing in warm welcome and within it's walls are my peace, my mate, and my joy
     
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  14. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    ^^ I like that one!!
     
  15. thetemplarswife

    thetemplarswife Vertical

    Awww thats an awesome poem! Great job my awesome husband. I love you.
     
  16. oracle2380

    oracle2380 New Member

    Location:
    Overseas
    Something old: I wrote this in Iraq circa 2006
    Morning

    Arise, Arise

    Be gone the night,
    And give the Dawn,
    Its morning light.

    The morning rays,

    Like roosters' crows,

    Awake the farmers,
    To their cropping rows.

    Give us day,
    And daily blessed,
    Before you travel,
    To settle West.

    The flowers tilt,
    To face the East,
    They yearn for substance,
    That will never cease.

    Arise, Arise,
    Oh how you burn,
    And give the world,
    Yet another turn.


    --- merged: Feb 13, 2012 4:04 AM ---
    Something new; Written in en-route to Afghanistan.

    A Lark

    Into the storm,
    Disturbing the night,
    The lark takes wing,
    Her fortress left behind.

    Through wind and clouds,
    the thunder resounds,
    Unfurled and uncaring,
    she flies anew.

    The blackened sky,
    Torn by shards of light,
    Strength and fear behind,
    She climbs and climbs.

    Let the lark soar,
    For her her beauty has no equal,
    And none shall ever hold her.
     
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  17. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    College buddy of mine, yclept Browning Porter, wrote this one and eventually turned it into a song variously performed by Fatty Deluxe and the Jolly Llamas, The Dao Jonez Combustibles, the Treefrogs, Nickeltown (first recording), and Indescision (who you may have heard of or not. Certainly not the others...) (This from memory...)

    The Song of the Itinerant Bible Salesman
    On a night like this when the sky is clear and the moon is a yellow dogs tooth you can
    Stop what you're doing and look up,
    Maybe see some kind of truth well
    People got all kinds of truth these days
    I seen that wherever I'm at but
    Me, I'm a travelling seller of God
    And I make a good living at that well

    I don't claim to know nothing, but if you would take my advice
    Just keep your eyes open and pray every night and
    Don't believe no kind of lies
    No kind of lies

    My Daddy was a backwoods preacher
    And my mama was always a saint and
    Me and the Lord we got an agreement
    And he ain't never had no complaint
    with a leatherbound King James version
    With full color maps, just twelve ninety-five and
    Everything Jesus said lettered in read well
    One way or another it keeps me alive well

    I don't claim to know nothing, but if you would take my advice
    Just keep your eyes open and pray every night and
    Don't believe no kind of lies
    No kind of lies

    Could've been that I met some housewife
    Just ripe for the word of the Lord
    But her soul is suspended between her salvation and a bible
    that she can't afford and
    Maybe I shouldn't've done it. I should have given it it her for free but
    Sometimes I think
    It's just paper and Ink
    and it never did
    Never meant nothing to me well

    I don't claim to know nothing, but if you would take my advice
    Just keep your eyes open and pray every night and
    Don't believe no kind of lies
    No kind of lies

    Cause I find the truth
    In the the travel
    When the night is dark, endless, and black
    down a backwoods road, in a straight 8 Ford
    With a suitcase of books in the back...
     
  18. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Dude- these are really good!
     
  19. BLU

    Blu New Member

    Shadow

    A shadow of a former self
    Hiding what might have been
    Thoughts slowly fade away
    With feelings no longer seen
    Not knowing what Ive become
    Or what Im going to be
    Ashamed to face the truth
    For fear of what they may see

    Being left behind
    As everyone moves on
    Being left behind
    Now everyone has gone
    Being left behind
    In the shadow where I belong

    A shadow of a former self
    Telling lies so easily sold
    Secrets kept deep within
    Which cant and never will be told
    Thoughts of you that have been lost
    Past memories time has taken
    Leaving nothing to hold on to
    But empty promises so easily broken

    Being left behind
    As everyone moves on
    Being left behind
    Now everyone has gone
    Being left behind
    In the shadow where I belong

    A shadow of a former self
    Once strong but now defeated
    A battle that can never be won
    From the fight Ive now retreated
    With nothing left to loose
    I face the harsh reality
    That a shadow of a former self
    Is what I now will always be
     
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I remember setting this up in the old TFP...3.0 or early 4.0...I'm not sure.
    Thank you for bringing it back.