Boobs. All kinds (nsfw)

I love boobs. I am a boob man. But for some reason I find all natural boobs more sexy. Saggy small big it doesn't matter to me. I like fake ones too but real ones are better. What kind do you like?

 

Gotta be real. Like you said, don't matter how big, long as they're real. I can admire a very high quality boob job, but most of them aren't, and almost all of them go too big for the woman's frame and shape. And even with a high quality job, I'd still rather have real-- any size.

That said, presented the choice with real boobs, I usually like them big. Doesn't mean I won't like the small ones, but usually only on certain types of women. I basically have two types that I go for: voluptuous, built like valkyries or tavern wenches, with big boobs, load-bearing hips, and plenty of ass; or naturally slim, built like real ballet dancers (the kind that are naturally shaped like that, not the anorexics and speed freaks), with small, high boobs, slender hips, and tight little butts you could bounce a quarter on.

 

Levite - I'm beginning to wonder if you're my Jewish twin.

 

These boobs.

 

And this too.

 

A guy would have to be dead not to love those boobs. That woman is living, breathing Viagra.

 

I don't know what it says about my preferences that I've never played with fake tits before. I feel like there are enough bolt on fun bags out there that I should have had a chance to motorboat at least one pair of silicone softies yet it hasn't happened. I've chomped everything from A to DD and they've all been real. Should my current girlfriend and I have a falling out, fake tits are at the top of my Women To Do list. You know, strictly for science.

I'm into athletic girls (Crossfit is quickly becoming the best dating service ever) and thus the perfectly formed B cup is my preference. Anything bigger generally means said woman isn't into working out. I can't get down with that. Bigger is fun to rent, but I'd prefer not to own, if you're following me.

 

I fucking love tits, all shapes and sizes. Is there anything in the world better than a bouncing boobie? I don't think so.

I kind of wonder how women feel about them. Do they get why men pay so much attention to them? Do they get a whole lot out of guys(or girls) giving them a good rub or suck?

 

Great question.

 

Yours was about what's the point or purpose of them. Right? And people got off subject????

 

Wasn't that his butt sex thread?

Or was it both?

 

His boob thread.
Ok. Both...

 

Anyway, back to the topic. Mostly, I like boobs with nipples on. The best are attached to people I like (and who like me).

 

The reader is advised to insert their own "Yo momma" joke here...

 

Interesting.
Tits I love fucking.

 

There all good.

 

Where all good?

 

Everywhere. Boobs everywhere are good. And shouldn't there be boobs everywhere?

 

The more boobs the better.
Boobs make everything better