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Kleptomaniac Critters: Who wins?

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by DamnitAll, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    In the first round (and yes, this may be the only round) we have The Eagle


    vs.

    The Seagull


    Bonus: the winner gets to take on a pride of feisty lionesses.
     
  2. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Some new contenders have entered the fray:
     
  3. My new dog Peanut steals cutlery, carries it off proudly..... we did wonder why there was a carving knife on the sofa waiting to be sat on.... then yesterday I saw her having a parade with a spoon held in her mouth at a jaunty angle.
     
  4. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Molly knows that I stuff the extra disgusting special used ski socks in my ski boots. She'll snag and curl up with them if I don't get them into the laundry basket fast enough (not high on my prority list after skiing).
     
  5. They do say that the reason dogs like to lick human feet because they taste rather like a dogs vagina (to a dog one assumes). See what your dog has done? She has trained and encouraged you to do the laundry - they say a dog will train an owner if it can.
    Clever Molly.
     
  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    What does the hungry kleptomaniac fox say?



    Yeah, that happened.
     
  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    If some human don't think some animals have intelligence, then they are lacking themselves...

    Sometimes, they are playing the joke on us. ;)
     
  8. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Oh hell yeah.



    Also...

     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2014
  9. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    More in-flight action, no theft.

    .
     
  10. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Another fun one.
     
  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    That is way gnarly.