Exploring anal sex with the wife

Say, has the Acceptable Rudeness Threshold increased in the last month or so?

Time for some mods from half a dozen years ago to show up and clean house here.

*stomps foot twice, stares... stomps foot twice, stares*

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Suddenly...

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Anybody else feel sorry for those OP's girlfriend's alternate love canal? I know I do.

 

Actually, I was going to suggest exactly what Lindy did - with maybe a strap on feature so she could enter your ass and ride you from behind. How do you perceive this as sarcasm? It's a perfectly legit way to get her into it, in addition to suggestions others have made. Unless of course you consider your own ass off limits and are only up for the kick you'll get out of reaming hers. I've heard that some women actually enjoy having a cock plunging in and out of their ass and still others even manage to orgasm during the experience but I don't believe it's the rule. YOU will definitely get more from it than she will, at least initially.

Let's be honest, Jaymoney. No one here believes that you want to fuck your wife in the ass for the pleasure she'll get from it. It's a lot to ask of a woman and though she may want to please you in that way, she may end up disliking it immensely. Or not. A lot will depend upon you. Right now, I don't have much faith in your ability to put her needs above your own, which is definitely required in this venture.

 

Well you have returned..... just sayin.....

 

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-+-{Important TFP Staff Message}-+- I suggest you take the chip off your shoulder before I take it off for you, which will severely impact your ability to post around here. You got an honest opinion with a suggestion, which you took the wrong way.

 

Relax tough guy I got pretty good ideals from here but if you feel u don't like my attitude that's ok by me do what u need to do.

 

Just a quick suggestion or two. First, when a staff member or in this case one of the most senior administrators here sends you a serious message (you'll know it's serious because it will appear as the above with yellow text and black background) take it to heart and don't respond with "relax tough guy." Your ability to post on this forum will have a longer life span if you do. Second, several female members gave you some pretty clear advice. Wasn't that what you asked for? Now maybe you didn't like some of the advice but you asked for it and they provided it. No reason to get all bitchy about it.

Work on those two issues here and you'll continue to enjoy access to the site and other members will take your requests/posts seriously and treat you with same level of respect you exhibit towards others.

 

I think you missed the basic message of TFP - "respectful disagreement". If you can't be respectful, you're gone. Of your 4 posts in this thread, 2 don't show much respect for your fellow members. TFP is not the kind of place that you can come in and start hurling insults. If that's what you're going to do, let me know.

I have a low tolerance for idiots. You're warned.

 

Jaymoney stop being so anal.

asshole.

i think you've been watching too much anal porn.

 

wow did this go to hell. I know what works for us. Take it slow with lots of lube. foreplay foreplay foreplay. take your time and have fun.

 

big cock-sized-turds come out her ass all the time. when those turds come out they dont need massages and candles and moods and lube and rim jobs and foreplay .... do they ?

you just use some lube, and push your cock in her ass, its easy

 

if its that easy, then im assuming that your partner is the blowup variant of a human being. If its so easy, why dont you try shoving a carrot up your own ass and report back here how 'easy' you found it.

real people have these things called feelings. They also have nerve endings in their asses. Both of those things are missing in blow up dolls.

From your post, you are either very naive, very inexperienced, or very young. Most likely all 3.

 

I love it when Lish plays Concerned Dad.

 

whee!

 

I'm so grateful i dont have any girls for this exact reason. Immature boys that have no regard for a females' feelings (and right to choose if her butthole gets poked)

/fuck that.

 

...I'd like to think that my cock is more than just a turd, but Mike S. has shown me the way.

 

This thread makes me weep...














with tears of laughter!