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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Holy shit... I had the same experience. At 1:45.
    I gotta stop eating so flagrantly blasé about what my system can handle.
     
    Japchae, Jan 1, 2015
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  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Welcome to the New Years Poop Club.
    Normally I would've eaten black-eyed peas and the accompanying dishes for luck, but we ended up eating tacos and re-fried beans instead.
    Something didn't agree with me.
     
    Fremen, Jan 1, 2015
    #35382
  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Same shit here.

    Eating my black-eyed peas and greens today...so it wasn't that.

    Must have been my system purging for the New Year.
    Nice to start clean (and lean) :p
     
    rogue49, Jan 1, 2015
    #35383
  4. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Jan 1, 2015
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  5. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Same shit here I feel purged.
    Then I drew me a hot bath, and washed away the the old, soaked for a good long time. enjoyed the feeling that water is a blessing and cleansing, I haven't done that in years. The feeling was so wonderful I decided to shave off my beard. A small transformation, I looked in the mirror and I believe I look younger. distancing myself from 2014 and looking ahead to 2015 refreshed and renewed. Happy New Year to the TFP:)
     
    POPEYE, Jan 1, 2015
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  6. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    I've been cleaning all day. Trying to rid myself of 2014. Making progress, but still aways to go. But my lungs need a break. Glad I started with my office.
     
    RedSneaker, Jan 1, 2015
    #35386
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Hubby was leaving to go spend the day with his boys, so I turned on one of the BL anime I've been watching.

    "Is this the kind of stuff you watch when I'm not here?"
    "Yup."
    "What's with all the sparkles? Why are there no swords? It can't be good if there are no swords."
     
    snowy, Jan 1, 2015
    #35387
  8. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Well decided to move forward and clean the house, out with the 2014 dirt and into the new, I really enjoy the smell of bleach after I've scrubbed the house down, makes me feel good about myself.
     
    POPEYE, Jan 1, 2015
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I don't need to vacuum tortilla chip crumbs up. My cat will eat them before I can do that.
     
    snowy, Jan 1, 2015
    #35389
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's anger. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?
    The woman says, "Doctor I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no
    reason. It scares me.

    The doctor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting
    angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow
    it until either he leaves the room or calms down."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says,
    "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with
    water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

    The doctor says, "The water itself does nothing.
    Its keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."





    *ducks for cover*
     
    Borla, Jan 1, 2015
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  11. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    Had my first slip and fall on glare ice in years yesterday.
    Pretty shocking, that point when one moment you are walking along and the next you are laying on the ground.
    Woke up this morning with a nasty ache in my shoulder so I guess my falling technique has gotten rusty.
    --- merged: Jan 1, 2015 at 6:38 PM ---


    Does it say something something about me that all the way up to the punch line I thought this was going to be a sex joke?
     
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    redravin, Jan 1, 2015
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Great minds think alike.
     
    snowy, Jan 1, 2015
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  13. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    I just read an article on the Fox web site... must go shower now.
     
    Tully Mars, Jan 1, 2015
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Finally took a shower myself after all day lounging.
     
    snowy, Jan 1, 2015
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  15. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    slowdown.jpg
     
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    Street Pattern, Jan 1, 2015
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  16. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    i'm in the same club here, thought it was a sex joke...still laughed
     
    POPEYE, Jan 2, 2015
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  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's okay if I just stay here on my sofa for another day, yes?
     
    snowy, Jan 2, 2015
    #35397
  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Oh hai, massive headache. I wondered where you've been...
     
    Japchae, Jan 2, 2015
    #35398
  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    On Facebook, I was just blocked by a passive-aggressive conservative ideologue in the course of disagreeing with a conservative propaganda video on "social justice" that he posted as gospel.

    I have appeased the socialist gods this day.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jan 2, 2015
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I saw that. Well done, sir.
    --- merged: Jan 2, 2015 7:30 PM ---
    Man, I am so grateful for the Internet. There are things about myself that lots of people would likely find strange. However, the Internet tells me that 1) I'm not that weird, and 2) there are people into the same weird things I'm into.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 9, 2015
    snowy, Jan 2, 2015
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