Escort for 25th Birthday?

^^^ That connotion had been on my mind for a while, and with the current mechophile thread in the back of my mind, I grinned so much that I hurt my jaw.

amire ... Yoo hoo ... you were around on Wednesday. I'd sure like to know what you make of all this. Also, how old are you and when is it your birthday; knowing this will give me a better idea of the pacing.

 

Buy one of those and you're getting fucked even harder.

 

Ive had a couple of Escort's in my time, nothing wrong with them. Used to be the most popular car in the UK (until the Fiesta took over top spot)

The thing about getting a Ford or Vauxhall is that its always much cheaper to pick up parts if you need.

 

Fiesta is second best to be in if you get hit - quite sturdy under impact.
--- merged: Sep 3, 2011 7:15 AM ---
Oh gosh. Do you think the op was debating getting an escort car?

 

this weekend in atlanta there are plenty of things going on thet you can choose for the "social life"

 

I would believe that 88% of virgins choose the Ford Escort as their vehicle of choice- and the rest don't have their license yet.

(And those statistics are accurate. And when I say accurate, I really mean I waved a vague pie chart at my neighbor across the way, who snorted in disgust at me and continued to mow his lawn.)

 

I think that percentage is thrown off by the number of Pinto drivers no longer with us.

 

Yes, there was a horse driving tragedy near here recently, driver killed. I dont think it was a Pinto though, but something big and heavy in a two tone.

 

Honestly, I loved the exchange between Poetry and Plan9. Good stuff.

Amire, sorry fella, but got no advice for you. I can only say that I would think about it very, very well before I give my virginity to a prostitute. Thought about it myself for a while when I was 20/21, because all my girlfriends by that time didn't meet my standards to give them my most precious gift. In many ways, I'm more of a girl than they ever were. Glad I didn't do it with any of my ex's or an escort. Current fiancée is all I ever wanted.

 

The amount of sexual tension and backed up blowholes at that place could power a Hadron Collider. I know, I was there. It's funny watching socially challenged people talk to each other, especially when either one wants sex.

 

This is either the best (pragmatically) or worse (morally) advice I've ever heard. Touche. Too bad I didn't try it in my early 20's rofl.
--- merged: Sep 8, 2011 6:35 AM ---
So I was offline for a week and this thread exploded into fun. Great !

 

I've been thinking on this a little, mainly because the head space the OP is in is a little close to my heart.

For various reasons which are my own responsibility, I've spend most of the last 10 years completely sexless. I know how easy it is to psych yourself out and think no woman will want to go out with a guy who never gets laid. But it's just a silly idea you build up in your head that just doesn't translate into reality. Even the couple of times I've had sex in the last decade, it strangely enough didn't solve the silly ideas I'd build up in my mind. The only thing that solved any of that was to change the way I thought and be done with such silly thoughts.

At the end of the day, if all the OP wants is sex, then fine, go ahead and get an escort. But if the OP wants to be more confident, wants a girlfriend, wants to just be able to talk to women without psyching out about it, then he needs to change the way he sees himself and challenge himself socially to build up the confidence he needs. No amount of whores and high class escorts are going to teach him that, he has to teach himself that. It takes times, effort, and you have to challenge yourself and put yourself in situations you're absolutely not comfortable with. But you learn, you become stronger, and realise what you're personally willing to give a shit about and tolerate.

The opposite sex isn't some mysterious force that has be tricked and conquered. We're all just folk going through much the same shit with much the same fears, needs, and wants. It really ain't hard to find people you can relate to who too, would just like to share their beds.

 

Things tend to slow down mid-week here at TFP, so I'm necroposting.

But this thread deserves to be revived. The only disappointing part of it is @amire only made this one post on TFP. I'd like to know what decision he made and how the last six or so years have gone for him.

My take on a 24 YO virgin male hiring an escort (or paying a pro under another name) is.....

If a guy can realize that he is paying for sex, i.e. any relationship thoughts need to be shitcanned (yes men can be emotional about sex, esp. their first time), I don't see an issue. --FTR at one time in my life I seriously considered paying a pro just to get the virginity monkey off my back, but I didn't.-- This is setting aside any legality issues, and/or deep thoughts about why a woman, or a guy, is working as a pro (in brief, if they're doing it of their own free will it's not a problem IMO).

A quickie with a pro just to lose ones virginity is one thing; easily accomplished I would guess.

Having a pro teach one lessons in the finer points of sex is something else. I suppose there are pros would gladly do so as long as they were being paid for their time....hopefully without treating the client as an ATM machine.

Waiting for the right woman has its merits. It could be a truly beautiful experience. OTOH I think the rejection factor could be high. And unless she was understanding, or equally/nearly as inexperienced, the disappointment factor could be high. --My first time was very quick, and she commented on it.--

Going on the assumption that a guy settles into normal dating, and hopefully sex....
Telling your GF/SO/whatever how you lost virginity could be tricky. Honesty might not be the best policy. Or maybe she will appreciate that the fact that you were well taught. I'd go with don't tell unless asked very directly with no dancing allowed.

----------------------------

Left turn.....

I've always been intrigued by just how women actually view experienced lovers. I hate to yet again use a movie reference....but we're all seen the Bond films where women jump into bed with him apparently because they know he's sleeping around and won't be hanging around afterwards.

I'm switching to Extreme Case, Putting It Crudely:
Really? A woman knows that a guy had his dick in another woman's pussy a few hours ago, and she still wants his dick in her pussy?

--- Double Post Merged, Mar 29, 2017, Original Post Date: Mar 29, 2017 ---

Duh me. It might help to quote the original post.

 

Thanks for reviving this post! It was awesome and I want to know if he ever got laid.

Also, @the_jazz knew a lot about sex workers....

 

I am with @Poetry on this. @amire shouldn't make sex exceptionalism a thing. It's just sex. Go for it.


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

 

I'd have suggested going for it, and keeping it wrapped. As far as telling the future ladies, just say you had some casual sex and kept your weiner wrapped. Everybody does something questionable at some point in their lives.

Sex-workers need to make a living too, ya know?

 

Actually, it has one other disappointment: I posted several times in the thread, yet not once did I put up a silly pic... until now:


(FIXED.)

 

I paid for a prostitute once, when I was 29, my dick wouldn't even get hard and of course she got my money and got the HELL out of there.