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My parents and their Sex life

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Sargam, Jun 5, 2016.

  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    It's cool that you & your mom have that kind of openness.
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Yeah, we don't hide anything from each othet
     
  3. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    We send out daughter to the store for "groceries" or to Starbucks to study.

    She knows why.
     
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  4. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    This came up on Sunday. Tinygirly and Littlegirly were napping, and we knew our time was short, but decided to go for it. Littlegirly didn't walk in on us, but she did say she heard something and decided to wait until we were done before coming downstairs. She was giggly about it, didn't ask questions. Tt and I were kinda shocked. She's only 3, but she knows.
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    its amazing what kids know
     
  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    I'll add that to the list of things I never want to hear my mom scream in a sexual manner.

    (Among some others...)
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    My sister and I shared the bedroom next to Mom and Dad, and I'll admit to being so curious that we used the drinking glass on the wall trick. Even in the last few years I've heard them still "doing it" at ages 65 and 71. I hope I'm still able and have a willing partner when I'm in my sixties. Maybe knowing that they were doing it helped us kids have a healthy attitude toward sex, and that sex wasn't something dirty that needed to be hidden.

    On our roadtrip last spring my parents and my guy Sig and I talked a lot about sex. Two couples, ages 39, 49, 65, and 70, old folks talking about sex and sexual history. I found out that my mom had an abortion at age 17 that affected her deeply. Then she had me at age 26 and four more kids. Go figure. My dad didn't lose his virginity until he was 25, but has definitely had the last laugh, since he's still very active where a lot of his cronies haven't dipped their dick in the honeypot for decades.
     
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  8. Sargam

    Sargam Vertical

    Thanks Its true
    --- Double Post Merged, May 18, 2017, Original Post Date: May 18, 2017 ---

    LMAO @ Give it up you wild Stallion.

    My mom did not need reason to ride my dad. I still remember my mum sobbing and riding my dad late at night after she cried her heart out the whole day that granddad had expired in the morning.
     
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  9. ToddlerSquirrel: I wear pajamas to sleep in, but fish don't.
    Me: That's right. Sometimes mama doesn't either.
    TS: That's when you and Dada have your Cuddle Parties like the otters on Finding Dory!
    Me: Uhh..yeah. We have cuddle parties.
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    best ever
     
  11. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Being my wife helped set up a 1-1 with another woman and myself for next weekend, I hope my kids never quite find out the totality of our sex lives. Some things you don't need to know about your parents.
     
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  12. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Kids are smart. They will find out.
     
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Can confirm.
     
  14. SocialJoke

    SocialJoke New Member

    Location:
    USA
    My mom and dad used to used funny things to say they were getting busy (funny the wife am me did to)..

    Anyways my parents used to say they were taking a nap. Then of course to do it.. My brother one time in front of bunch of guests asked why our parents were all tired and sweaty after a hour nap. they were soo embarrassed. The naps never happened after that.

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  15. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    We have completely ceased speaking euphemistically.

    We have gotten to the point where we simply tell our daughter that she has to make herself scarce because we want to have sex. Go put your headphones on and crank the music.

    She rolls her eyes.

    I think she is more worried that a lack of sex will lead to a divorce than she is traumatised by the fact that her parents have sex.
     
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  16. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    The gist, not specifics.
     
  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Some are snoopers and figure out specifics. Which sucks immensely.
     
  18. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I was a snooper. I put a drinking glass up against their bedroom wall.:) Mom was a suggestive talker, and a moaner.
     
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I think I would have been a snooper having been fascinated with sex all my life
    but my mom & dad divorced when I was young and was basically a nun raising us (that we knew about)

    My cousin seems to have been semi-traumatized, having his room near his parents
    because everytime they mention anything about sex, he clamps his hands over his ears and chants out NANANANA to drown out noise like a little kid.

    I don't know how I'll handle it when and if I get kids.
     
  20. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    How old were you when you were listening in?
    Can you remember how you felt listening?
    I'm curious, because I never had any experiences like that. I happened to walk in on my parents having sex once when I was about 10 and I remember just scurrying out as quickly as I could.