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Kink test O.o

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Wildmermaid, Sep 29, 2017.

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  1. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted

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    == Results from bdsmtest.org ==
    89% Vanilla
    87% Voyeur
    61% Exhibitionist
    57% Owner
    41% Daddy/Mommy
    37% Master/Mistress
    34% Primal (Prey)
    32% Pet
    29% Slave
    28% Switch
    21% Rigger
    12% Non-monogamist
    11% Submissive
    10% Dominant
    4% Ageplayer
    4% Primal (Hunter)
    4% Boy/Girl
    3% Experimentalist
    2% Brat
    1% Rope bunny
    0% Degradee
    0% Masochist
    0% Degrader
    0% Sadist


    Sounds about right.
     
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  2. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

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    Pacific Northwest
    This thread is just as yummy to read a second time. Such a nice variety of people in here... *fans self*
    lip.gif
     
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  3. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

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    Redneckhell, NC
    I've thought about how to incorporate another person into my voyeur kink, but it doesn't really work out. Role play is one thing but the thrill comes from seeing something I shouldn't be seeing (downblouse, upskirt, peeks of underwear, nudity, sex). When I know I'm "allowed" to see it, it loses the thrill. Which is all it really is, a thrill. I don't NEED it to get off, it's just nice when I get to see it.

    In Game of Thrones there is a scene that shows a couple having sex, then shows a guy watching the couple have sex through a peephole while a courtesan is giving him a blowjob. That would be having your partner on the kink but seems very degrading to the partner.

    The logistics is very hard to work out, so I think I'll just leave that as a solitary kink.
     
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    for some reason this just confused the hell out of me
     
  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Actually...this is NOT unusual...
    A person may be magnificent in bed/sex
    But not have much luck finding anyone in the first place. (that's luck and charisma)

    Just like a person could be great picking up another...but be terrible in bed.

    One is not the other.
     
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  6. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    Just curious... how is this degrading to the lover if they are into it as well? :) I may have misread as pulse is a bit fast from all the tastiness on the TFP today.
    --- Double Post Merged, Oct 4, 2017, Original Post Date: Oct 4, 2017 ---
    I'm disturbed by the high brat score, not sure why it bugs me, but it is a different sort of self reflection. :confused: I do like to get spankings (ya know when my spine is actually aligned lol), so that could account for part of it possibly. :oops: Switch, no shock there as there are elements about being Domme and subby that I really enjoy and that depends on the relationship. Ageplayer yep yep true facts, though I am not the diaper wearing baby sort, and honestly could not be with one who is. 50% Vanilla 50% Ginger, Bourbon Caramel, Coffee. lol. Have a Vanilla-ish love <3 except he's a kinky bastard in some ways <3 such as his love of threesomes and that neither of us believe in 100% monogamy. lol. The rest of the scores surprised me not one bit.
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  7. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Trust me, I suck at both.

    15 years of this:
    [​IMG]

    Followed by another 15 of the only woman who can attest to my inadequate bedroom skills:
    [​IMG]

    It all makes my data pretty accurate! ;)
     
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  8. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    What I'm worried about @MeltedMetalGlob is that there will come a day when you will find a woman who is into your special style.
    The two of you go back into the bedroom, there will be a rumble and all of this pent up passion will explode.
    There will be bits of @MeltedMetalGlob all over the countryside and I really worry about the beautiful, young lady you found.
     
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    *dead*
     
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    I wanted to come back here to elaborate on my numbers a bit. The two that need the most clarification are "59% Degrader" and "37% Sadist." These two really overlap and interact. (Or: They add up to 96% sado-degrader?)

    So, it's not that I'm super into crazy degrading shit or that I'm a shy on the sadism. Basically: I consider the degrader aspect a verbal/emotional counterpart to the sadism. To put it bluntly: One of the hottest things I can think of is tying a woman's hands behind her back and fucking her hard doggystyle (whether vaginally or anally) while slapping her ass/pulling her hair and telling her who's in fucking charge. Bonus points if she's an alpha female (or a "brat"; I'm just learning this as a concept in the kink community). The "59% Switch," "56% Master/Mistress," and "55% Submissive" element (with minor Rope Bunny, Masochist, and Degradee elements) is a secondary fetish where the alpha female gets her revenge. :D
     
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?




    I had a few drinks with cold, hard reality over this last night and he assured me that we have a better chance of seeing Trump's tax returns than the aforementioned scenario playing out, so that lucky young lady has dodged a bullet! :D



    WAY too much credit, there. If the scenario should somehow happen, (the lady lost a bet, for example) I'll be so old and decrepit that the closest thing to explosive coming out of me would be a pathetic squirt of dust from my dessicated genitals.

    [​IMG]

    One more comment and I'm out (I really had no business posting in this thread in the first place, LOL) - this thread reminded me of the first scene from David Mamet's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago"

    Excerpt:

    BERNIE: Zip, zip, zip, and she gets into the Flak Suit and we get down on the bed.


    DANNY: What are you doing?


    BERNIE: Fucking.


    DANNY: She’s in the Flak Suit?


    BERNIE: Right.


    DANNY: How do you get in?


    BERNIE: How do you think I get in? She leaves the zipper open.


    DANNY: That’s what I thought.


    BERNIE: But the shot is, while we’re fucking, she wants me, every thirty seconds or so,


    to go BOOM at the top of my lungs.


    DANNY: At her?


    BERNIE: No, just in general. So we’re humping and bumping and greasing the old Flak


    Suit and every once in a while I go BOOM, and she starts in on me. “Turn me


    over,” she says, so I do. She’s on her stomach. I’m on top…


    DANNY: They got a flap in the back of the Flak Suit?


    BERNIE: Yes. So she’s on her stomach, et cetera. In the middle of everything she


    slithers over to the side of the bed, picks up the house phone and says “Give me


    Room 511.”


    DANNY: Right.


    BERNIE: “Who are you calling?” I say. “A friend,” she says. So okay. They answer the


    phone. “Patrice,” she says, “It’s me, I’m up here with a friend, and I could use


    a little help. Could you help me out?”


    DANNY: Ah ha!


    BERNIE: So wait. So I don’t know what the shot is. So all of a sudden I hear coming out


    of the phone: “Rat Tat Tat Tat Tat. Ka POW! AK AK AK AK AK AK AK Ka


    Pow!” So fine. I’m pumping away, the chick on the other end is making


    airplane noises, every once in a while I go BOOM, and the broad on the bed


    starts going crazy. She’s moaning and groaning and about to go the whole long


    route. Humping and bumping, and she’s screaming “Red dog One to Red dog


    Squadron” … all of a sudden she screams “Wait.” She wriggles out, leans


    under the bed, and she pulls out this five-gallon jerrycan.


    DANNY: Right.


    BERNIE: Opens it up… it’s full of gasoline. So she splashes the mother all over the


    walls, whips a fuckin’ Zippo out of the Flak Suit, and WHOOSH, the whole


    room is in flames. So the whole fuckin’ joint is going up in smoke, the


    telephone is going “Rat Tat Tat,” the broad jumps back on the bed and yells


    “Now, give it to me now for the love of Christ.” (pause) So I look at the


    broad… and I figure… fuck this nonsense. I grab my clothes, I peel a saw-buck


    off my wad, as I make the door I fling it at her. “For cab fare,” I yell. She


    doesn’t hear nothing. One, two, six, I’m in the hall. Struggling into my shorts


    and hustling for the elevator. Whole fucking hall is full of smoke. Above the


    flames I just make out my broad, she’s singing “Off we go into the Wild Blue


    Yonder,” and the elevator arrives, and the whole fucking hall is full of firemen.


    (pause) Those fucking firemen make out like bandits. (pause)


    DANNY: Nobody does it normally anymore.

    [​IMG]

    Peace out! :cool: :D
     
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Thinking on this.

    Thinking I have to put fingers to keyboard before too long and write another snippet. I'm inspired.

     
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  15. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

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    @MeltedMetalGlob you belong here just as much as any other person! It is an odd thread, because I'm an odd person, and I hoped to get people chatting finding out differences, similarities, and just interact together.
     
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    About ten years ago I had a great one night stand at the Marriott in Normal, Illinois.;)

    My guy and I do a thing where he sits in a chair and I kneel on the floor between his legs and suck his cock and tit fuck him while he watches porn on the TV screen (my back is to the screen) and tells me what the couple or threesome (he likes MFF threesomes) is doing in great detail. Sometimes I ask questions. (What do her breasts look like? Is his cock really hard? Is she sucking on his balls? Like this....) Sometimes he tells me not to make him cum yet... and I can leave him twitching... while I pour myself a glass of wine. We started this little kink when we lived in Boston and out second floor bedroom was only about ten feet away from our neighbors bedroom window -- see this post:
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    this just made me....................................... you know....
     
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    what is normal anymore?
     
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  19. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

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    Redneckhell, NC
    I know, cause it happened to me. That... was a great post that got wheels turning.
     
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Oh.... What have I done...? :D
     
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