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Funny Things You Found On The Net !

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by Knight Templar, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    A NEW PAGE STARTS WITHOUT A BEER JOKE !

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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    22 Hilariously Bad Book Covers_ How The Hell Was Number 20 ___.jpg

    This is an actual book.
     
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  3. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    40 Worst Book Covers and Titles Ever.jpg 17 Weird Book Titles Found on Amazon - Don't Poke The Bear.jpg Funny and bizarre book titles _ theCHIVE.jpg Wonderful World_ 12 strange book tittle.jpg
     
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  5. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

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  6. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

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  7. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

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  8. Olympian

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    SAY WHAT?!!!!
     
  9. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

  10. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    It's an old divorce trope about how woman can get half of a mans property as a settlement.
    Since prenups are standard for really rich people and most states have no fault this isn't very common anymore.
    Cases with children can be way more complicated of course.

    Eddie Murphy has a classic routine from his show Raw about it but that was in the 80's when he was funny and the world was different.
     
  11. Olympian

    Olympian Vertical

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    If this is supposed to be read as irony you could have said it in a much, much stronger way.
     
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  12. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    A no fault divorce refers to a type of divorce in which the spouse that is filing for divorce does not have to prove any fault on the part of the other spouse.
    All a spouse has to do is give any reason that the state honors for the divorce.
    Because it is no fault neither person is forced into a position of blame and thus isn't at fault for the divorce.

    No irony needed.

    Edited for clarity. Thanks @Lindy
     
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  13. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    Maybe spinach is needed. It's high in iron.
     
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  15. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  17. Knight Templar

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  18. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Makeup turned Trump into Hillary?
     
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  19. Olympian

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    In fact, in this subject you do need an irony or at least something to make it funny, because the intention of this thread is to make things funny.

    If I made a wrong call, which I might have made, there will be several pages to correct or delete.

    I can admit that I am somewhat sore because no law in my country seems to apply to me. During my younger years I was given the impression that if a court of law made the conclusion that I was not convicted of any crime I would also not be punished for a crime. That was turned upside down when they introduced banning orders. However, that was not it. What made me me think further was when they banned me and I appealed to a court of law. I repealed every single argument they had. The verdict was "You are not guilty of a crime and you are not suspected of any crime but there is a POSSIBILITY that you could commit crimes in the future".

    One can think a few times about this. What could I do to not make it a possibility? What could be reasonable? Perhaps I should just kind of adapt and accept what surroundings I live in so basically I should be a communist terrorist?

    If you're living in a society which is wrotten from bottom up just following your football team, doing everything for that team and seriously trying every minute of your life to make things better might not be such an extremely bad thing. Why does it bother them though? What is it that you're not actively doing? The answer is: Harm to innocent people.

    They don't just try to invert the ethics of mankind but also they try to make everything revolve around their inverted ethics, so basically they're not content with just making everything which could have been good evil. Also they want to make more things evil than the things which would naturally have been good in a perfectly working society. The red ideology is based on a thirst for blood which is hard to match for any criminal, no matter how many murders they have on their conscience. They don't just kill innocent people, they truly percieve it as a higher goal to do maximum harm against people as innocent as possible. Exactly that aim is shared by all politicians in major parties. The politicians which are supposed to be some kind of a right alternative are so extremely communist in their core beliefs that they can't even be described. When you find a billion people dead after reading a communist manifest it's basically like saying you don't like the species of bananas at a prison where you are being hung upside down and forced to eat your intestents and still, even that FUCKING argument should suffice.
     
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  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    word salĀ·ad
    noun
    1. a confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases, specifically (in psychiatry) as a form of speech indicative of advanced schizophrenia.
     
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