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Not "haha" funny, but disturbingly funny.

Southwest Airlines ‘Disturbed’ By Report That Passenger Masturbated Throughout Flight



View: https://twitter.com/shariatPR/status/1001541007832375296?s=19

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     the real elly-ice™‏ @shariatPR May 29
     
     
     I know even @Pornhub wouldn’t be ok with this happening to me. Despite the fact that the guy is watching their videos.
     
     4 replies5 retweets64 likes
     
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     the real elly-ice™‏ @shariatPR May 29
     It’s been a nearly 5-hour assault on ALL my senses. He doesn’t even have a nice . It’s tiny AF. Not full on micro or anything, but damn near close. And yes, I’ve seen it, because he hasn’t bothered to hide it.
     
     6 replies15 retweets55 likes
     
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     the real elly-ice™‏ @shariatPR May 29
     OMG he just handed his filled napkins to the flight attendant to throw away. There’s no way your staff working on this flight haven’t witnessed what’s been happening.
     
     13 replies19 retweets59 likes
     
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     Southwest Airlines‏Verified account @SouthwestAir May 29
     Replying to @shariatPR
     This is never something that we want to have happen on our flights. Please be sure to reach out to one of the Flight Attendants onboard your flight. -Heather
     
     6 replies7 retweets23 likes
     
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     the real elly-ice™‏ @shariatPR May 29
     There’s literally no way to do that without putting myself at risk. He’s in the window seat. I’m in the middle. And there’s someone dead asleep to my left. I can’t move. Which is why I purchased WiFi to tweet you.
     
     18 replies8 retweets86 likes
     
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     the real elly-ice™‏ @shariatPR May 29
     Is there some sort of in-air version of @SVUWritersRoom? Should I be tagging the @FBIPhiladelphia? @CIA? @INTERPOL_USA? @TheRock? Lmk
     
     3 replies6 retweets44 likes
     
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     Southwest Airlines‏Verified account @SouthwestAir May 29
     If you feel more comfortable, you can speak to the Crew once you land. We want to be able to help, and the best way to do so is to contact the Crew directly onboard your flight. -Heather
     
     15 replies6 retweets17 likes

 

--- Double Post Merged, Jun 2, 2018, Original Post Date: Jun 2, 2018 ---

Donkaroo, or kangarass?

 

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