Stupid commercials

Kim Crawford wine. All these super models walking around drinking glasses of wine. Yeah like thats real.

 

Haven't seen that one, but here's a gem that used to air in my area a looooooooooong time ago:


It raises the question: How the fuck does EagleMAN lay an EGG???

And while searching for that atrocity, I stumbled across another Eagleman commercial that will pretty much make you want to slit your wrists:


Now if y'all excuse me, I'm gonna go drink a cup of hemlock.

 

This one is the definition of FAIL:


(Although I won't lie, I'd like to bang the chick selling backpacks. Or the lady selling denim. You know, if either of them were actually that desperate.)

Another one that's not stupid, but terribly low-budget- but it does feature the MeltedMetalGlob watchband at the 0:13 second mark!

 

The new Taco Bell commercial says it all Dumb!

 

Dominos Pizza DUMB!