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Old 03-12-2004, 07:22 AM   #46 (permalink)
raeanna74
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Re: Ever have trouble holding in a fart

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Originally posted by xim
I was calling a moose in her bathroom.
This is going to keep me laughing all day.

Seriously. If you can hold it, just excuse yourself to let it go elseware. A stinky can ruin a mood more than excusing yourself to relieve the pressure. She'll wait - gladly.

I love your choice of descriptive words.

LMAO

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Originally posted by motdakasha
Seriously though, you could try to be "romantic" and light up a bunch of tea light candles.
One of my Dad's roomates in college did this with a match. Burned his ass when it "exploded" on him and he ended up in the hospital. Be careful with this one. lol
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