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Originally posted by analog
I did this with my ex-girlfriend. When we were together, I went to the grocery store, and ran into her there (I didn't know she was there) and I walked up like you describe. There was another guy standing right there. I made it cheezy, just to be funny. The other guy steps in between us, tells me I came off like a moron, and then tells her she should go out with him because he knows how to treat a woman.
So she stands there, going "hmmm which one of you should I go out with?"
It was hilarious. The guy was trying to use my lame pickup to pick her up himself.
So then he says, "you don't want a guy who stands there waiting, you want someone confident enough to be forward- so I stepped up to her, grabbed her chest, and made out with her for like 4 minutes. He left after about 30 seconds.
Now that i'm writing this, I wonder if he ever went and groped/tongued a girl because of what I did. lol
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that is such a great story. I have done things somewhat similar, but havent had a guy standing by trying to pick her up..
I would have loved to have seen his face
i bet the two of you had one heck of a laugh afterwards.