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Originally posted by Seaver
Until you come visit dont dog the state.
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I've visited the Lone Star state probably 10-15 times.
I've eaten Texas BBQ, been to the Alamo, amused pissed-off travelers at the George Bush Airport with What-do-you-expect-from-an-airport-named-after -George-Bush jokes, walked the River Walk, strolled the downtown Dallas thingee, and had my penis bitten by a stripper in Kilgore.
I've visited Texas.
DOG DOG DOG DOG! Nyeeh Nyeeh!
*Clavus sticks his tongue out and makes crotch grabbing motions*