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Friend told me this one once:
He and a group of his friends are all hooking up after a cast party in a friend's camper....
One if his friends is known for having a large manhood... well, after they're all into their separate things, they hear from the rear of the camper (the door is closed) "JESUS _____, it IS big!"
laughter ensued.
Also, one of the other friends was recieving oral from a lovely lady... just before he blew in her mouth he states, in his best Sean Connery impression, "The day is mine!"
laughter ensued.
My favorite:
"One time during sex I called Louis Frank. Your move, Sherlock"
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