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Old 05-17-2004, 08:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
mofonyx
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Malaysian joke

It comes all the way from M'sia

Sammy Vellu, Ong Ka Ting and Mahathir wanted to take a plane ride. Just before they left, Mahathir's son wanted to join in. He came in right after school.

The plane encountered a failure in the system and began to descend. There were only 3 parachutes as Mahathir's son's presence was not planned. So Sammy Vellu quickly took a parachute , said "Haha! I'm leaving you behind! Bye!" and jumped off.

Ong Ka Ting took a parachute and did the same thing

Mahathir looked at his son and being a wise man.. he said to his son "Son, you're the future of Malaysia, take the last parachute and jump"

His son said


"Don't worry dad, Sammy Vellu took my schoolbag."
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