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That was hilarious and reminded me of another story I read in Maxim that was sent in by a reader who had a misadventure with anal beads.
He was slowly feeding the beads into his partners anus and then pulling them back out and she was digging it big time. So he gets excited and decides to put all the beads in at one time........and then "yanked em out like I was pull-starting a god damn lawnmower." After that, there was a "loud noise, a lot of poop..." and what we can assume was a classically awkward moment.
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