Bill O'Rights

Word. (can a 42 year old guy say that?)

You need to collect all of your tales, and publish them. Your writing style is funnier than Dave Barry.

Sorry about your foot man. Damn that had to suck. But you tell it so...funny.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.