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The closest i ever been is when i was walking to school.
A raging truck came from behind me and passes beside me.
I didnt see it coming, it missed me with about 1.5 centimetres
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While trying to potty-train Stewie
Peter: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
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