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yster · 09-29-2004, 04:39 AM

Whew! Finally caught up
Last "Fuzzy Memories" of the day =p

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I remember the first time I ever saw a shooting star I said, "What the hell is that?" But nowadays when I see one I just say, "What is that?" I leave off the "hell" part. Maybe when I'm old I'll just say, " Whazzit?"

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The first time I ever tried to milk a cow at Grandpa's farm, I didn't even know which end of the cow to milk! Then I guess I got even dumber, becuase the next time I couldn't even find the barn. Then the last time, I just went out in the woods and lived, with no clothes.

09-29-2004, 04:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-29-04 Whew! Finally caught up Last "Fuzzy Memories" of the day =p --- I remember the first time I ever saw a shooting star I said, "What the hell is that?" But nowadays when I see one I just say, "What is that?" I leave off the "hell" part. Maybe when I'm old I'll just say, " Whazzit?" --- The first time I ever tried to milk a cow at Grandpa's farm, I didn't even know which end of the cow to milk! Then I guess I got even dumber, becuase the next time I couldn't even find the barn. Then the last time, I just went out in the woods and lived, with no clothes.