Lordy, you're lazy!! Go to the same store you buy your beer and cigs from, and ask the cute little girl behind the counter for a money order. Or, after getting the necessary vices to carry your lazy butt through the night, take that credit card, go over to the ATM and take out some cash. While heading to the Post Office the next morning, certainly hung over and cotton-mouthed, ask the old man behind the counter in the blue shirt for a money order. They even have pens there you can use!!! See how easy that was?
Hal: check's been mailed.
