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Yesterday, I was walking along, minding my own business, (staring at people's heads and trying to make their brains explode), when I happend to spot Jonsgirl laying out undoubtedly poisoned peanuts for the pigeons, and she was sing a little ditty. It went a little something like this:<blockquote><i> Bobby's with his scout troop, Muffy's playing tennis,
No-one gets to play with Jonsgirl - Jonsgirl is a menace!
Susie's at the shopping mall hanging with her schoolies,
No-one gets to hang with Jonsgirl, she's just too unruly!
It's not easy being evil, but evil's what I be, heh heh heh heh.
I'd like to be your buddy, be invited to your house,
But all your parents think I'm just a stinky little louse.
People think I'm the life of the party `cause I tell a joke or three, MWAAHAAHAAHAA!
It's not easy being evil, and evil's what I be, yeah.
Choke on it.</i></blockquote>The prosecution rests.
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