Beer? - no the first taste, but the first I ordered, Oh yes. 13, in a bar. I dont look that old these days, but did then... Honest, do the wrinkles make me look old? No, no they dont. I dont look old. *cries*
Cigarette? - never tried a cigarette til i was 20. It made my skin buzz, my head spin and my stomach turn. I go back when i'm really drunk, just for the skin buzz thing... it makes me giggle.
Boob? - Mmm... Booby. Yes indeed. Small, semi formed, fumbling, unskilled performance on both counts. Adrenaline like i've never had in life.
Penis? - I've always had one, but never 'tried' another. I'm so repressed.
Kiss? - proper smoochies... Yeah... Not saying anything.
Snikers bar? - That would be a marathon for us, back in those days. Nyom Nyom Nyom. Dont remember the first, but there have been faaaar too many to follow.
Crush? - God yes. I was a late bloomer in that regard... 15. Gut wrenching, heart tearing, soul melting longing... I got her too, for a little while.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? - Yup. She's now a lesbian. 6 and 7, played doctor and nurse far too much. If only mummy knew...
Drunk? - Same night as i ordered my first beer. It wor great.
Joint/Bong Hit? - yip. and it sent me loopy. booze + weed != fun.
Masturbation session? -
11. October, just discovered first pube, became overwhelmed with the urge to do 'something'... yeehaw.
Fight? - nope, but i know who it was... an ex-neighbour. sorry neil.
Broken Bone? - ummm... Yeah! didn't break anything til i was 10, then i snapped my collar bone pretty badly. On holiday. The dressing that was put on made an X on my back, so i ended up really tanned in the non-covered bits and white in the bits under the X. I was "The X Man" for quite a time afterward.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? - Hits album 6. look it up, it's great. *cough* Black cover with a slit of multicolour through it... Oh, you have so much to answer for, the eighties, so very very much...
Movie/DVD? - huh? nope. dunt remember.