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Originally Posted by fhqwhgads
I'd like to pretend that I'm a burly pirate, and she's a petite WWI nurse. I was wounded in a sea battle with a giant squid, and I mock her modern medical practices. She would flirt, but I would resist, at first. Finally we make mad passionate love on the salad bar at Sizzler.
Screw you for judging me.
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wow that's mine verbatim, except replace pirate with cabin boy, wwi nurse with midwife, squid with sea urchin, and sizzler with red lobster.