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I have an uncanny ability to guess what time I will arrive at a destination and be within 2-5 minutes every single time. Doesn't matter how far the destination. I will have my starting time when I leave and guess when I will arrive. It is weird.
I can also:
wiggle nose
wiggle ears
turn eyelids inside out
masturbate with both hands
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Doh!!!!
-Homer Simpson
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