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Old 01-13-2005, 05:06 AM   #275 (permalink)
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The guard at the US Embassy in Australia, to Homer after punching him for being a jerk.

"Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity."
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