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					Originally Posted by FngKestrel
					
				 So we've got a dog story, a naked man with powertool story, a drunk story, and now a cat story.  How are you going to top yourself?    | 
	
 I suppose I could adopt a couple dozen monkeys, or get a shark tank...
Why do I feel that my obituary will be later denounced as an urban myth?