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Old 04-14-2005, 05:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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She was in the Army?

Find out what her favorite booze is (this is not as easy as it sounds)

Then buy her a bottle.

That is the standard way to pay an Army Guy back for doing you a solid.

You are not allowed to say "What kind of booze do you like?" or some shit like that. You are also not allowed to ask if she would like a bottle as a gift. The form answer to that is "You don't have to get me anything..."

On the off chance she doesn't drink (Army? I don't think so but I've seen it) then you go the nice meal route.

Both of you are starving students and you can't afford a bottle? Then take her to a liscenced establishment and buy a few rounds instead.

Booze brother, you can't go wrong with the booze.
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