4. ???: Mary Mother of God make it stop!!!
Mulletude: 6
Aggressiveness: 9
Hobbies: freaking people out. drawing mustaches.
Sightings: I don't want to know
Favorite Band: Morbid Angel.
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Now that's just scary and wrong in oh so many ways...
4. businessmullet a.k.a. safety cut: These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back.
When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are).
Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious.
Mulletude: 5
Aggressiveness: 3
Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy).
Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs.
Favorite Band: Joe Cocker
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I got a kick out of this one too because it's soooo damn accurate
Mullets... I just have to ask... Why?