Originally Posted by Daoust

You drive the King of cars, my friend. To quote the great band Cake:

"When I'm driving in my Malibu, it's easy to get right next to you
I say 'Baby, scoot over please.' And then she's right there next to me."

I am a 26 year old male. I drive a p.o.s. 1993 Buick Le Sabre. I pay something like $1000 a year, which as I'm writing it, sounds steep, but it isn't.