The Boy Next Door
". . . More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. "
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Being a grandfather with grey in his beard, and an attic dweller on top of that - well I just hope I don't find myself sleepwalking with that terrible possibility listed in my resume
