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Old 07-27-2005, 02:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
AVoiceOfReason
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Location: Greenwood, Arkansas
I'm an attorney. Let's say Florence came into my office and the following conversation took place:

F: My grandson has GTA:SA. He's 14 and I want to sue.

AVOR: How did he get it?

F: I bought it for him.

AVOR: Any idea what that letter "M" means?

F: No.

AVOR: It means you need to pay me Money for this consultation, and be More careful next time you buy things for your spawn's spawn. Have a nice day.

Where I'm not too clear here is how she got a lawyer to take this; if by the hour, she's an idiot beyond what we've already established (and to be fair, my mother-in-law is 83, and could make a mistake like that if one of her grandkids asked for something). If on a percentage of the take, then the lawyer's an idiot. Take Two will have to fight this tooth and nail to discourage other such claims.
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