 How about Mad Magazine translated nursery rhymes?
One of my favorites (forgive me, moms everywhere)
The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
Then out came the sun
through the great big ozone hole
and fried that little spider
into a spider casserole!
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For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620
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