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I just love to give my friends' kids wonderfully horrible-to-read books like Walter the Farting Dog, Everybody Poops and The Gas We Pass.
I get a kick watching them glare at me over the book they're reading aloud while a four-year-old says "Mommy, what an intestine?"
I don't get invited to most of the little monsters' birthday parties anymore after one mom walked in on a discussion with seven four-year-olds (and me, of course) discussing farts and poop, instead of playing Pin the Tie on SpongeBob. Love it.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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