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Old 09-09-2005, 10:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro
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Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
My Tabloid Obsession

Where do I start.......?
Ok, I have a obsession with tabloid magazines. I buy at least 3 to 4 every week when I go grocery shopping. For some reason I am very interested in celebrities, even the ones I can't stand. I love seeing them in real life situations and hearing gossip about them. I also buy Guitar magazine, Maxium, Stuff, FHM, High Times, etc., so I'm not totally lame, but the majority is tabloid. I really enjoy reading them!

Ok, thats out of the way, here it is. I'm 6'4'' 200-210lbs, dirty, hairy, tatooed, devilishly handsome, man's man. I have an image to keep up with! So if you think I'm metro you'd be dead wrong. I'm not saying that reading tabloids makes you gay, but kinda feminine. I guess. I don't know thats how I feel. Like its......I don't know. I'm just rambling now! I'm embarrassed by this. I'm not gonna stop reading them, hell no, but I always hide them when someone comes over. I don't know what they would think of me.

Now my question(s)

1.- Do you think its weird for a straight guy to read every goddamn tabloid magazine?!
2.- What do women think of it?
3.- Any guys out there buy tabloid magazines? Cause I don't know any!

The problem is not reading them, but being all self-concious about it. The great thing about TFP that I value the most is, I can always be myself and no one will ever judge me. This doesn't bother me like I lose sleep over it, it's actually very funny, I was just wondering.................what do you think?
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