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1) Never
2) Last week Saturday
3) My wife just before she went to bed after I tucked her in
4) At the current moment with an absolute gorgeous younger coworker (I can dream can't I)
5) Every time my wife and I have a fight
6) Yesterday
7) Just out of highschool, but she never knew it. We were just too good of friends.
8) Probably more times than I would like to admit
9) Everyday
10) Right now
11) Anytime I am the center of attention
12) When I bought my new house
13) Never
14) Company meetings
15) I do many actually, but I can't think of any that are more important than always holding the door for ladies whenever I am out somewhere
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